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[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

‘Did you know orangutans can fish?’

‘I was not aware of that Joe but it doesn’t surprise me. Terrifically intelligent animals. Frankly I’d take an orangutan over most of the Labour front bench’

‘Do you think aliens are real?’

‘Well, have you heard of Zack Polanski?’

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says it's "not sensible" for Andy Burnham to think he can separate international and domestic issues

"It just doesn't make sense. It isn't true. It isn't right"

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

Let me be the first to call upon Andy Burnham to resign as Prime Minister.

[S A @Fromittowas]

@msloobylou He didn't have a job but waited until his mate got a good one and then usurped him.

[Lucinda Tobyjug @msloobylou]

What did Andy Burnham’s dad do for a living? Can’t wait to find out.

[Ben @benhoobs]

As polls close, I'm hearing that CCHQ are feeling quite chipper about the prospects of Susan Hall beating the odds to become the next MP for Makerfield in what could be the upset of the century for Labour and Reform.

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

“Hi we’re the IRA and are here to tell you that violence directed against someone due to their nationality is wrong.”

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

First confirmed case of a Hebrew translate gem

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Keir Starmer after destroying Wes Streeting’s career

[#1YIMBY 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @YIMBYkieran]

‘If you have any concerns meet me privately’

‘I will not meet anyone privately’

He might be the best to ever do it

[Sapporo 🇬🇧 🐘🌲 @landofangle]

>tells his loyalists to resign to force a leadership election
>shits himself when the moment comes
>loses support of said loyalists
>never runs for PM
>probably get sacked
>will lose his marginal seat in 2029
What did he mean by this?

[Jason Dean @_Jason_Dean_]

Bringing back this meme from 2019

[mina @xanderborne]

What a lovely friend group I hope nothing tears them apart😊🩷

[will🌹 @desnzenthusiast]

First day of school vibes

[James @jhallwood]

The mirroring of Boris' fate is so poetic that if you had it in a TV drama it would be seen as too unsubtle

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Starmer walking into a PLP meeting after saying he will probably nationalise British Steel:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has announced he is introducing legislation to nationalise British Steel

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

I predict:

Birmingham - loss
Portsmouth - loss
Blackburn - loss
Lincoln - loss
Burnley - win
Watford - loss
Norwich - loss

That's not Labour tonight. It's Tottenham next season.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Laura Kuenssberg