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[Jake @kretuure]

@crawdadddiee My go to is "an hour south of seattle" I would never willingly tell someone im from Seattle.

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@Onepeg @Adiofreak Did that when my pops passed away last year. Money and items dont mean shit to me. My dad meant the world to me and no items or money would make a difference..

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@pray4loststars @barstoolsports Hantavirus

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@Dmichelle_fp25 @nathydeltiempo I can assure everyone that she did not look horrible 😂

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@silouettez @Nokokopuffs Thats the best part

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@ScootRollUps @Nokokopuffs Shut up you loser

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@superslim9494 @jane__remover There are some really sophisticated toasters out there.

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@bishdaank @superslim9494 @jane__remover You deserve to be bullied.

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@superslim9494 @jane__remover Thats why I watch him

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@nicmaduroguerra Fuck you and your piece of shit dad.

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@LudusPolitikos My wife's mom died because they didnt have the medicine to treat her. They literally wrote her a list of things to go buy at pharmacies all over Valencia. She passed away during that time. Fuck maduro

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@Captain_Boltoks @Project25Camper @Just_Caffrey @Pirat_Nation Hes not wrong

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@RoyalCoug @grok @ElonMuskAOC @Yankees Of course the uniform looks natural on a venezulan

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@ivantusk @TheOtherSam500 @CattardSlim VPN you shit fuck. My venezuelan wife would love to see maduro and his commie fuck officials get the ever living shit bombed out of them.

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@damienslash 😂

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@POTUS676 @bunkers_thomas @KellDA Sanctions Evasion: Both nations use "shadow fleets" and complex networks to move sanctioned oil and fuel, often through Asia or to Cuba

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@JackTob88378875 @bunkers_thomas @KellDA Sanctions Evasion: Both nations use "shadow fleets" and complex networks to move sanctioned oil and fuel, often through Asia or to Cuba

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@ENGINESFADE @new_era72 They were obsessed fucking weirdos is what they were.

[LHGrey™️ @Grey_0G]

First, let’s shred the tissue-thin veneer of your sanctimonious denial. You, Chuck, the greasy ringmaster of the Democratic circus, conveniently omit the festering reality of Emergency Medicaid, a program that hemorrhages $3.8 billion annually...per the Kaiser Family Foundation’s 2023 data, you slimy fuck...reimbursing hospitals for emergency care to undocumented immigrants.

That’s not “health insurance”?

Bullshit. It’s a goddamn lifeline, you disingenuous prick, covering labor, delivery, and critical interventions for those your open-border policies have ushered in like a plague of locusts.

And let’s not ignore the Disproportionate Share Hospital (DSH) subsidies...federally funded, you mendacious prick...propping up hospitals drowning in uncompensated care for your illegal alien darlings, a burden taxpayers shoulder to the tune of billions, as noted in the CMS oversight report from earlier this year.

“Not one penny”?

Your math is a festering cesspool of omission, you sniveling fraud.

Then there’s the federally funded community health centers, you craven bastard, which a 2024 GAO audit pegged at serving over 500,000 undocumented patients annually with federal dollars funneled through state loopholes you’ve gleefully exploited.

The Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS) itself, in a June 2025 crackdown, called out states like California...your progressive petri dish, you vile enabler...for stretching federal funds to cover non-emergency care, a practice you’ve turned a blind eye to while preaching your holier-than-thou gospel.

California’s $8.4 billion splurge on illegal immigrant healthcare this year, as reported by the California Assembly Budget Committee on March 26, 2025, is a grotesque monument to your hypocrisy, you taco-draped dipshit.

“Not one penny”?

Your ledger’s a fucking mirage, conjured by a wizardry of selective amnesia and taxpayer-fleecing chicanery.

And let’s pivot to the dark satire of your shutdown gambit, you Machiavellian motherfucker.

As the clock ticks toward midnight on this fiscal shitshow...as we speak...you’re wielding this lie like a rusty shit to blame Republicans for a crisis your party’s intransigence birthed.

The Emory University analysis from today warns of research funding gaps and healthcare reimbursement delays, you callous prick, yet you’d rather let the government grind to a halt than admit your policy of coddling illegal immigrants has pissed away billions.

A New York Times/Siena poll from September 22-27, 2025, shows 65% of Americans...including 43% of Democrats...oppose a shutdown over your demands, you polling-plummeting pariah.

Your “America Last” radicalism, as Karoline Leavitt so aptly branded it, is a self-inflicted wound, and the A.I.-generated Trump video mocking your sombrero-wearing ass...reported today...is the satirical cherry on this rancid sundae.

Your defense is a house of cards built on a foundation of shit, you sniveling worm. The Journal of Health Economics, 2023, pegs undocumented immigrants’ healthcare utilization at just 2.5% of Medicaid’s total spend, but that’s a drop in the bucket compared to the $1.4 million illegal immigrants on Medicaid rolls per the White House’s own June 2025 report...a stench you can’t wave away with your sanctimonious “NOT. ONE. PENNY” chant.

Your base might lap up this tripe, but the rest of us see through your greasy grin to the taxpayer-raping reality beneath.

Your post is a masterclass in mendacious masturbation, a vile tapestry of lies woven with the thread of your own political desperation.

You’re not protecting healthcare; you’re peddling a shutdown to shield your party’s open-border wet dream, all while taxpayers foot the bill for your illegal alien love affair.

Step into the ring, you cowardly fuck, and face the facts...or crawl back to your Capitol cesspit and choke on the truth you’ve so artfully dodged.

Enjoy the fall, you pathetic prick.

[Jake @kretuure]

@hopefulmetsfan @NFL @Seahawks Kick it past the line and it wouldn't be a problem 😂