Scott Palmer

I own a zune. That's all the bio you need.

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

Sloptics

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

Whomever from the WH comms team that approved this photo composition should be immediately fired. It’s so egregiously bad that it’s an assault on good sensibility

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

We shall fight them in the Walmarts,
We shall fight them in the Targets and the Costcos,
We shall fight them in the food courts and the parking lots,
And we shall never surrender.

[Mr ashen @TheOfficialMrA1]

And now they are burning down the Costco in Puerto Vallarta. #Mexico

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

Santa, please avoid any USS carriers over the Red Sea

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Santa Claus has left the North Pole 🎄!

Watch Santa's journey as he delivers presents to children worldwide with the NORAD Santa Tracker 🎁🎄 https://t.co/KbbwM7t6Ce

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

Students may no longer be amateurs but at least the contracts/negotiations/agents still are

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Former UNLV QB Matthew Sluka’s NIL representation, Marcus Cromartie of Equity Sports, told ESPN that Sluka was verbally promised a minimum of $100,000 from a UNLV assistant coach for transferring there. None of that money was paid, per Cormartie.

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@eric_seufert Once did a UA 101 for colleagues. I asked them to raise their hands if they thought their phones were listening to them and showing ads based on that. Half raised their hands. After explaining why it was not possible, I asked again—still, about half raised their hands 🤷‍♂️

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@MattBarkley @MattBarkley I want to know when you’ll come back to the Coli and lead the team out of the tunnel 👀

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

Go DJ, that’s my DJ

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@owenweb3 @eric_seufert This is BAU and just Apple reinforcing the benefit (e.g. not having to ask user to track). Also, 👋 Owen

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@justindross @Parvergnugen Seinfeld is a decent example of this. No way diners survive today selling basic tuna fish sandwiches

https://t.co/Jelks3e8AM

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@eniac I’ve seen this with network pauses. Pause a big channel across iOS and Android. MMP attribution claims drop off very quickly (even with 28d click window). On SKAN they trickle in for basically a month

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@0xgaut @ShitcoinDumper

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@lr_jordan @celebnetworth 👀

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

Things you don’t want to hear from your doctor when he’s taking out stitches: “Was the urgent care busy when they put these in?”

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@KirkHerbstreit @rosebowlgame @38Godfrey will sign the petition for this

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@eric_seufert 👀
https://t.co/aQexwy3pzX

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@King_Kaz_ @TheOneFightOn @ShotgunSpr @uscfootball It'll be Miller leading the charge for the Holiday bowl. Miller is still QB2

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@SplitZoneDuo New @38Godfrey profile pic

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@duborges @jspujji Sure. But you also said “This data can be used for ads purposes, which let’s FB indirectly listen to your convo”. I’m saying what analytics companies are selling said data to meta?

[Scott Palmer @krezer]

@duborges @jspujji But you implied that meta is buying that very data?