@AnsemsArmy Facts only.
โข ANSEM ARMY: launched ~13:00
โข Ansemโs Army: launched ~19:00
The first token was already on-chain hours before the second.
The timeline is public. Verify it yourself.
@AnsemsArmy Its not first one
Timeline speaks for itself.
Token A began trading at approximately 14:00.
Token B appeared around 20:00, roughly 6 hours later.
Based on the on-chain launch timeline, Token A came first.
Always verify the timestamps before drawing your own conclusions.
two new hooks queued.
PriceImpactCap โ beforeSwap callback. denies any swap that would move
the pool price more than `cap_bps`. set it to 100 bps and a single
dump trying to push the price 1.5% gets reverted before it touches the
pool. LPs install it to put a ceiling on slippage in their own pool.
JIT-Defense โ beforeSwap + beforeAddLiquidity + beforeRemoveLiquidity.
tracks add โ swap โ remove patterns within one Solana block from the
same wallet. when the same wallet adds liquidity, sandwiches a swap,
and removes liquidity in the same block, the second-to-last step
reverts. just-in-time LP attacks routed away.
both ride the same install_hook_burning path the existing six do โ same
holder-tier burn, same Solscan receipt shape, same simulate-then-install
flow.
shipping when the runtime port lands and the backend simulator passes
on at least one mainnet pool's history. no specific date.
eight standard hooks instead of six.
small site update for anyone trying to actually use patcha-cli.
new at https://t.co/Drd6qqiqra:
- exact prerequisites (Node 20+, Solana CLI, a keypair, some SOL, PATCHA for the burn path)
- the 2 install paths (npm or hosted tarball)
- a 60-second walk-through (list โ tiers --wallet โ simulate โ install โ init)
- per-command reference with examples
- the holder burn tier table
- common errors and how to unblock (insufficient PATCHA, fetch failed pre-0.3.x, the bigint warning, missing keypair)
also added a /docs entry for the same content so it's searchable, and
mirrored to https://t.co/g4yVUxHBEz for
people who'd rather read on github.
a lot of the friction was just "I installed patcha-cli but it does nothing"
โ turns out Solana CLI + a keypair weren't obvious. now they are.
"how do I get into a lower burn tier?"
short answer: hold more PATCHA. that's it. five tiers, on chain, the table
is a pure function of your share of total supply.
walking through it โ
patcha. public roadmap.
what's already live:
patcha-cli on npm. npm i -g patcha-cli. Node 20+, self-contained.
what's coming, one at a time until the list is empty:
the Patcha app. *beyond the browser.*
more CLMM venues. *more places a hook can land.*
onboarding for users who *don't hold a wallet yet.*
*fee revenue routed back into PATCHA.*
*PATCHA burn and new on-chain sinks*, tied to install activity.
a permissionless layer where *the community ships hooks*, with a *verification track* for them.
first up: Meteora adapter. post on that one incoming in a bit. the burn after.
in order.
ps. first time running the X myself, bear with me if the posting's a bit rough for a while.