Sarah

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Muffin. Today she received a belly rub from a butterfly. 13/10 absolutely magical

[Sarah @kriegers]

How I live the essential life...work, lots of hand washing, showering, The Office, and The Golden Girls. My lifestyle hasn’t changed 😅

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

This week I asked you all to send me #SomeGoodNews ... And look what happened!

https://t.co/smtSgIDoye

[Sarah @kriegers]

The Tiger King is the cats meow 😉

[Sarah @kriegers]

Took a walk, made muffins, and homemade candles. Help.

[Sarah @kriegers]

Today’s sneezes are brought to you by seasonal allergies.

[Sarah @kriegers]

Who is hoarding lactaid pills. Wtf. I just want ice cream.

[Sarah @kriegers]

What if I’m not crazy and just need toilet paper? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Maggie Rogers @maggierogers]

how do i convince my crush to quarantine with me?

[Sarah @kriegers]

Toy Story 4 destroyed my heart 😭

[Sarah @kriegers]

@kevin2110 I’m running!

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Don’t tell lies
and don’t chase stars,
don’t throw rocks
and don’t break hearts.

[Sarah @kriegers]

Guys are more stupid on Valentine’s Day 🙄🙄🙄

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Woods. He’s here to help with the dishes. Specifically the pre-rinse, where he licks every item he can. 12/10

[Sarah @kriegers]

@kevin2110 My mom and I were just discussing this and gender reveal parties

[The Modern Electric @modern_electric]

[GIVEAWAY] 🎹 Retweet to enter to win this poster and London Loves Paris, 1988 Sheet Music!

[Sarah @kriegers]

@ZackBornstein How I slept when I was a kid 🙌🏼

[Sarah @kriegers]

Here I sit, wide awake. Browsing the internet for carts for the kitchen at work. Help.

[Sarah @kriegers]

@cle_april I was wondering when that day would come!

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.