sammy🦐⚫️☢️

(born 02')

'I was happy - floating, staring at the stars' - The Suicide Squad, 2021 ☆ weird little critter

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

I love him a normal ammount

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

Homelanders early season hair was sooo good I wish they kept it. Makes sense in a way why they changed it

[nyn @blacknoirsgf]

what the fuck did he have for breakfast that day ????

[flowers for the marshal @ts0imoder]

4 panel horror story

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

when I win the lottery there will be signs

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

@PossiblyDog609 everyone saying 1 or 2 but I think number 3 has the sauce

[natasha 🍎🏒 @joenickys]

"Women who read 30+ books a year aren't reading real books. Unlike me, who read 5 books last year. Those books were How to Trick People so you can Become Rich, Why Men Are Better, Why Emotions don't Matter, Money Money Money and Finance Bros don't need Hoes"

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

british people be like oi do ya got a window openin loicense there mate

[phoenix @justme172548]

guess what windows dont open like that

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

holy shit its almost been a year of my hair just falling out i need to shave this shit off now!!!

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

just had a bunch of my hair fall out the joys of having chronic illness

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

the foreshadowing of this tweet with me getting diagnosed with an autoimmune disease a few weeks after this

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

people in the replies acting like nazis about the possibility that some people with an autoimmune disease might be present

[Low-Poly Paul Atreides @muaddibstyle]

I’m pro-audiobook but I do not think it’s reading.

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

“can we normalize not reading 30+ books a year” YES because reading is not a competition. but acting like reading 30 books a year is physically impossible is insane that’s literally 2-3 books a month. people binge 9 seasons of shows in a week but suddenly books are impossible?

[jasper ⚢ ✶ @jasperished]

getting fucked up off that charlie

[Joe🪿 @PortugueseGeese]

*light spoilers*

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

I love Stool Shadow so much shes so adorable to me

[૮んﾉﾚﾚﾉム⋎ﾚ⋏ @chilligula]

These poor fvcking kids, they didn't ask for herpes...

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

sam gen v i forgive u it's okay to be a little evil sometimes. as a treat. he still needs to make out with emma though. please don't take away the most interesting thing about that show 💔

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

oh sam from the boys how they ruined u i mourn ur loss of a character

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

still cant believe they fumbled their most interesting couple the boys universe really went to shit after season 3

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

GRAH

[Sharks drawing of Quint @TheRedPeanut]

Gyg founder: freak seppo hedge fund manager with pinhead ideas

Zambrero founder: beautiful Canberran doctor that wants to heal me, and the world, with his food

[sammy🦐⚫️☢️ @krillposting]

Overconsumption is when you eat 6 cookies a week

[Tony soprano woman @geekbarrapist]

Could not pay me to watch this