John Constable @[email protected]

Yak Shaver. Three shell scripts in a trenchcoat.
He/Him.

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

Ok, so, AirPod hearing aids. In case anyone is wondering how this will fuck up the audiology industry- I can buy a new iPhone 16 AND AirPods Max THREE TIMES for what I have to pay for my hearing aids every 3 years.

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

@standaloneSA I’d suggest switching to decaf but that might prompt another one. 😉 seriously, GAD is no joke, do have a chat with someone qualified if you’re not already 🤗if talking about my experience would help, dm me.

[Momma of Bubbles @librarymonkey11]

@sblackmoore

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Can we all make sure the fact that the Greens did EXACTLY as well as Reform with a *fraction* of Reform’s money and airtime does not go unnoticed, even if the news media furiously ignores it?

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

Oh thank fuck for that.

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

My first reactions to #Election2024 exit polls…. If you add Labour, Lib Dem’s & Greens they hold 473 seats. Compare to the right Tories plus Reform they would get 143. Three times as many left-leaning to right-leaning votes?!?! If this is true then the UK I SALUTE YOU!

[#DogsAtPollingStations @VotingDogs]

Just wants to be part of the fun.

Little fox is hoping @MetroUK run a lil story on her.

#DogsAtPollingStations

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The polls are open. Remember that politicians are servants of the people. Today thousands of them across the UK are asking for your vote.
Your vote is precious; it grants power and it removes it.
Use it and remind them never to take it, or you, for granted. #GE2024

[Savan Qadir @savanQadir]

Gosh this is brutal 🔥

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

To mis-quote Cobra Kai; "Vote Hard! Vote Early! No Mercy!"
#voted #CobraKai 🤛🤜👊

[Discworld Emporium @Discworldshoppe]

On this election day, The Emporium would humbly invite you to consider your options carefully.
#Discworld #Elections2024 #BenevolentDictator #ScorpionPit

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

s/show/shove/ obvs, FFS

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

I'd quite like a copy of 'SSH Mastery' so if you haven't, back https://t.co/hjqpQkx9mB for 'running your own mail server' as you get not just that indie eBook, but also loads of others. Tell the FANG Gang to show it and RYOM!

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

@minaal field test of the new daily rain cover in Amsterdam went well!

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

So for me, it’s Croatia. But obviously I have to vote for Bambi’s Thug. I’d be pleased with Norway, Cyprus and Austria. But secretly want Finland.

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

Definitely tapped my foot to that one! #Croatia #Eurovision2024

[John Constable @[email protected] @kript]

Why is only the #Croatia keyboard player wearing a balaclava? What does he have to hide? #Eurovision2024