Kristen Dalton

Passion for science and less than stellar motor skills | MA in #scicomm | Opinions are my own | PA ➡️ DC

[Paul Griffiths @paul_griffiths]

10 months ago I had 800 followers.

Today I have 800 followers.

Here are 11.5 tips to not grow a small account:

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

can we just let the producers of great british bake off run the government and live in a whimsical utopia where our biggest crisis is a soggy bottom

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

Public schools when infectious disease control assess their COVID protocols

[Luke Messac @LukeMessac]

13 years ago, I emailed Dr. Fauci out of the blue to ask if I might interview him for my undergrad thesis. He invited me to his office, where he answered all my questions. When I sent him the thesis, HE READ THE WHOLE THING (see his overly effusive review below). Who does that?!

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

@PeRalta_PRt Omg literally any time any day my apartment is a dog sanctuary

[Mike Jones @edesroches23]

Treat yourself like I-95 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

On a scale of 1-10 how annoying is it to put “MS” in my work signature...

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

Every time she says “this is a viable business” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[After5ive Podcast @After5ivePod]

Memphis, protect this woman.

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

Still laughing abt this

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

@Newmienator I love it. As reward for your creativity you can be a guest on one of the episodes

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

Wondering if this is finally the right time to start my podcast “Lord of the Dips” where I eat dip delivered from various restaurants and rate it while discussing movies and TV shows. Thoughts??

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

@drubailey Listener suggestions will be evaluated and considered on an ongoing basis ☺️

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

Also this is my official patent in writing on the internet don’t steal my idea

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

@iavramovic 😂😂😂

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Describe your favorite comedian without mentioning their name, and see if folks can guess who it is

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

This is my sweet boy!!

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

🙏🏼 @pfizer

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

...necessary steps with manufactures to supply gloves, masks, respirators until we were a day late and a dollar short. We have the power to change this. Let’s create change instead of blame.

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

For all the people that blame China for this pandemic...see thread

[Kristen Dalton @krisdalt]

America, we are a democratic society. WE are all to blame for the continued spread of the virus. It is not just our leaders. We elected them. We allowed this ship to sink. We defied guidance from public health officials. Our government didn’t prepare and take the