Kris Fields

I design things, take photographs, fly drones and paraglide, though usually not concurrently. All views are my own, except those I stole from others.

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I mapped every arrival and departure at @EDI_Airport from 1 Jan to 10 Oct 2026, using real ADS-B positions sampled every 10 seconds, drawing each one as a line of light.

49,669 arrivals (blue)
49,624 departures (orange)

9 months in 60 seconds.

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Tell me you have a newborn baby without telling me you have a newborn baby #SpotifyWrapped #whitenoise

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I assume this is what @artisanroast HQ looks like

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Asking GPT to create progressively more complex coffee-making scenarios

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@mttkgrdnr @Barclaycard It's not just you Matt – I've had exactly the same experience. Why they can't just activate via text or the app baffles me. Signed up for the points, but with customer experience like this I doubt I'll be staying.

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@Barclaycard But finishing Apple Pay setup requires phoning Barclaycard, going though a hellish IVR system, then queueing for more than 40 minutes to speak to a human. Why couldn't this card verification be done via text or the app like every other card provider?

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Every single dot is potentially a solar system filled with aliens 👽

#guardswellfarm #perthshire #astrophotography

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@LNER Everyone without a seat on the delayed 19:30 from #LondonKingsCross to #Edinburgh is being told to get off the train. This is the last train to Edinburgh tonight. Why are you asking them to get off and what is your plan to get them to their destinations?

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Good drinks, better architecture 🍹

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Surely in 2022 there’s a better way to book a doctors appointment than calling the surgery 98 times at 8:30am.

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Today I got a call from my energy supplier @SoEnergyUK — who know my address — asking if I'd like to book a smart meter installation.

"Yes please", I said.

"Unfortunately we don't have any appointments, we'll call you back when we do", they replied.

Reminder: they called me.

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@LNER Will the 14:30 #KingsCross to #Edinburgh service still be terminating at #Newcastle?

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Number Two Factor Authentication?

https://t.co/BHCsc57RJz

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Avoriaz 🇫🇷

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Oh go on then ⛷

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Beautiful day for some ⛷

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← Swipe for seasons 🍁

A beautiful commission by the super talented @frankk.studio 🖊

Thank you @frankk_lau 🙏🏻

#deanbridge #waterofleith #edinburgh

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🔺🔺🔺

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