Kris Goetz

Music Jerk: @FromTheStrait
PR Jerk: @fts_pr
Band: @lonelykitsch

Proud supporter of the Oxford comma.
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

It took me 34 years to crack the code, but... essentially, life is just telling yourself "everything will be fine after this rough patch" over & over until you die.

Do I win a prize? I'd like a pony, please.

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@LaSenza Your customer service mailbox has been full for days, I can't get anyone on the phone, and I received a damaged item after months of waiting. Is there any actual customer service there at all?

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

Ah, I vaguely remember a time when I used Twitter normally, instead of my current twice-a-year posts looking for random recommendations and/or bitching at a company for bad service.

I'm fun at parties, too.

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

Does anyone have any experience using Ghost for their websites? Thinking of trying it out, but would love to hear some real feedback about it.

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

Anyone I know use Green Geeks for their website hosting? If so, do you recommend them?

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@olympicstains Thank you. I sent an email to that address a couple of days ago, do you know long it usually takes to receive a reply?

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@olympicstains We bought two of your Semi-transparent Wood Stain +Sealer in the same colour, same batch, yet the colours are not AT ALL the same. The main part of our deck turned out fine yesterday, and today the second bottle was a full stain, in a dark red/brown. (See photos)

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@TaraW500 Thank you!

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@patzaph I think it should be a Krisperanto holiday album, don't you?

As for the Headstones similarity - I have been slowly trying to turn into an exact physical replica of Hugh Dillon. It's going well!

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

... and the lyric video drops on Wednesday! #Monster

[Lonely Little Kitsch @lonelykitsch]

Our new single is out now! Stream "Monster" wherever you listen to music 👇 #NewMusic
https://t.co/OTSnE1kuXX

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

It only took 6 months, but we're releasing another single...

[Lonely Little Kitsch @lonelykitsch]

On May 10th, we'll be releasing our second single - you can pre-save "Monster" now at the link below! #NewRelease

https://t.co/h4enM4P9S5

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@JohnnyWillows Good idea. Then someone can react to that, and we'll be relevant!

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

First you had reaction videos. Now it's reaction to reaction videos. Next? Reaction to reaction to reaction videos, where everyone reacts to the reaction of previous reactors reacting, thereby also giving a reaction to react to.

Man. I miss my old brain cells.

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@lonelykitsch I was not consulted on this opinion of ours! Luckily I have no thoughts on the subject at this current moment.

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

Tomorrow night, catch "The New Scene" (our debut single as @lonelykitsch, dontchaknow) on Hockey Night In Canada!
If you like hockey. And nights. And Canada. And me, I guess. 🤘

[Unstuck @unstuckIE]

Shout to From The Strait and @KrisGoetz for writing this lovely piece on the new single!

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@GoDaddyHelp Hi there - I've been wanting to use the help chat for the past few days, but no button appears at all on the site. It says the chat is available, but there's no way to use it. I need backup assistance, how do I access the chat?

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@MarcTOuellette Thanks! It IS crazy!

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

👇👇👇

[Lonely Little Kitsch @lonelykitsch]

Excited to announce this one - tune in to @1021theedge tomorrow (Wednesday) night between 7PM - 8PM EST to hear our single "The New Scene" get its first spin on the station!

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

@TaraW500 Haha, thanks! We try our best to. ☺

[Kris Goetz @KrisGoetz]

If there was ever any doubt about how uncool we are - this'll solve that.

[Lonely Little Kitsch @lonelykitsch]

Earlier this week, we dropped the lyric video for our debut single "The New Scene" - it's got dogs, dorks, and a dangerous game of Jenga. What more could you want?
https://t.co/Kaw4Z9xXV1