Krishnaa

I promise I'm funnier in person

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@ola_supports @Olacabs you are really the worst app. You've taken over a 1000 rupees for one ride and then lock me out of my app

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@ola_supports my ride was never marked as closed on my end, despite the cab driver ending it in front of me, and you've continued to rack up the bill. I've been charged twice. Now when I try to login, I am not able to because "suspicious login". And of course, no customer care #

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@rjsurti White yellow grey

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@rjsurti Puggington just not having any of ur shit

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@Chetanapie11 @austinpostey NEED

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@rjsurti What's an ass mountain

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Rewatching Umbrella Academy before season 2 drops and I'd like to just extend my heartfelt gratitude to the person who picked out the music and Robert Sheehan

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My family's special talent is standing outside my door specifically, while I'm in the middle of something, and then proceeding to have long conversations that don't pertain to me in the slightest.

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As a recreational artist, following art accounts on Instagram is a great way to keep my ego and self esteem in check

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@scamgrill The realest kinda god hello. If we were smart we'd have also gn'd as quick because by 5am I was in a place where I didn't recognise myself anymore

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Who said Bella was expressionless??? She has TWO expressions!! Constipated and orgasming.

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@rjsurti @scamgrill Bruh solidly was ready to join baseball class after that scene then remembered the best I'll get is gully cricket apartment edition

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Rewatching twilight, and 1min 54sec in I'm ready to bitch slap that wannabe martyr Bella, but also DAMN WHAT A SOUNDTRACK

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@scamgrill What a dickwad I'm now mad at him and myself

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@scamgrill Nah boo this dude. AND HOLY SHIT YEAH I JUST SAW UGH OKAY YUCK DELETING THAT TWEET

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@scamgrill Oh nooooo make it stop 😭😭

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2008 was a simpler time. People still said "chillax"

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Edward has the same emotions, but also manages stalker, which as a 13 year old I mistook for "sexy mystery man"

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@scamgrill Oh man this is giving me life. Brb changing ur contact name on my phone. God fucking bless