Krishnanvarmak

[NDTV @ndtv]

#BREAKING | Amritpal Singh Seen In SUV Crossing Toll Plaza In Punjab

[ARCHIVED NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets]

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

After my shoulder surgery, I asked my doctor how it went. He says, "Your shoulder is totally fine now. I have completely screwed it"
#pun #humor #surgery #medicinalpun

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

https://t.co/xbIzKyiUaF
#Sarcasm #travel #humor

[Vaskange @Vaskange]

The original video of my artwork here.
Stay tuned, to discover more infinite stories!

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

https://t.co/C2LLXZNiwR
#nephews #passion #travel

[Mike Hudema @MikeHudema]

A 37-year timelapse of the Earth, showcasing the drastic effects of #climate change and human behavior.

There is no time to wait, there is no planet B. #ActOnClimate

#climateaction #climate #energy #climatecrisis #GreenNewDeal

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

Always wanted to own limited edition of something. Thankyou @BisleriZone for this opportunity.
#vikram #water

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https://t.co/uH44rZpUc1
#satire

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

"So you need pills to sleep you say? Why do you think that is?" My therapist asked me.
"Well, doctor, you see, I am someone who cannot sleep in a moving vehicle. How do you think I can sleep on a piece of rock that moves around at break neck speed?" I asked her back.
#humour

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

Today I heard an announcement at the railway station asking ladies to take care of their jewellery. I extend my gratitude to the Indian railways for appointing someone else to take care of mine!!
#sarcasm #indianrailways #humour

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

Religions should not glorify celibacy and expect a future generation of believers. That is just ambiguous ambition!
#religion #sarcasm #Philosophy

[Elisabeth Ingram Wallace @ingram_wallace]

I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I don’t speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

@josephjarard I think I would prefer the blindfold!

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#politics #Philosophy #sarcasm #humour

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

Scientific Temper
"I want my son to be a man of Science. A scientist. What do you think?" he asked.
"The chances are bleak according to the stars" his astrologer replied.
#science #Philosophy #humour #astrology

[Krishnanvarmak @krishnanvarmak]

A very short story https://t.co/w1X1IjLnYl

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https://t.co/zfETH7taRG
#health #healthiswealth #newblog #nephew #fitness

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@varma_aswin @divya_amanna You forget that information is power😬