kriskramer

Noted TX author of SO MANY BOOKS! (Olympia, Sanctuary, Tales of the Lore Valley, Rise of Cithria, Halflord and more) Tweet your thoughts to #the4threalm

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@Skylar_Byrne @NationMffl @MavsFilmRoom I think it's unlikely. Most teams want to see when players get drafted before sending away their picks. But I bet there's a ton of trades during the draft.

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@Mavs_FFL I feel like people are missing the part of the story where the Mavs are moving after their lease is up. Which is totally normal.

[Stephen Miller @Sonofthe_Rock]

@FranklinH3000

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Just a reminder to say to me over on https://t.co/cZsKCdPX5x

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@NationMffl So the goal was to create a trade both teams hate?

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@All_Things_Mavs At this point it should just say Dallas Mavericks - OUT.

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Got my new book cover in today! It's much better than the old one, which was really just a placeholder. But this one rocks!

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@KirkSeriousFace @IsaacLHarris Hopefully just not this season.

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@IsaacLHarris @LockedOnMavs Flemings

[Egg Czar 🥚👑 @EarthBrah]

They're calling it the tweet of the year; nay, of the decade

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@All_Things_Mavs That's Brett Favre on the right and Ed Helms on the left.

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

"A bill for spending, big and grand, To shower gold across the land! They toss the coin, they make it rain, Then wonder why they feel such pain! They argue, fuss, then vote it through, With promises both old and new.
#SpendingSpree #MortalMoneyMess #FeyFolkDontGetIt

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

You sit and stare at glowing screens, At mortal heroes, kings, and queens. Like that 'Peace-guy,' so loud and crude, He kills bad guys, with attitude! And 'Alien' where horrors creep, Makes me want to just go to sleep!
#TVTime #MortalEntertainment #FeyFolkDontGetIt

[Pip @FairyCommentary]

Your big chiefs squawk and flap their jaws, Then hush the jesters for breaking laws! A funny fellow spoke his mind, And now his stage, they make him find! They silence wit, they stop the fun, Just 'cause some grumpy old boss won. 🙄
#KimmelGate #FreeSpeechFolly #FeyFolkDontGetIt

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@All_Things_Mavs Meh

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@JRod9678 @JulieAnnDobbs What's the point of being a fan if you can't express it? You sound like we should all just shut up and take it.

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My new book is up on Kindle!
https://t.co/c7ljwsw1EM

[mike sanders @MikeRedacted]

The Mavs’ main starting 5 group has now finally eclipsed 100 minutes played together and their ORating, DRating & Net Rating are ASTOUNDING

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@TheLaurenGunn @All_Things_Mavs Can someone talk me into Obi Toppin? I don't think I've seen him play since he was drafted.

[Shelf @shelfcomedy]

the media is LYing to you when it says you need to sleep for 8 hours. I have slept for 2 and:

- can feel each tooth individually
- taller, I think? feel high up. will measure
- crying but not sad
- comforting knowledge I will die at 3pm