Kris Gordon

🐾Dog Mom🦴 • 🥀Intersectional Feminist🗣• 💒Reverend🪢 •🦸🏻‍♀️Auntie👸🏻 • 🗺 Mississippi 📍• 📸IG: krissygo3

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

#AmericasFunniestVideos https://t.co/ocrrVedl22

[Deana Robb @deana_robb]

#ITMovie was so great. Just had to scare the kids afterwards.

[trash jones @jzux]

i hate pants season. how am i supposed to see men’s thigh tattoos now

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

THIS IS TRUE ART

[LIZZO @lizzo]

YALL…

I PLAYED THE 200-YEAR-OLD CRYSTAL FLUTE FROM THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS ON STAGE IN D.C. 😭😭😭😭

@LibnOfCongress thank you ❤️

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@UberFacts Adam? He took a bite of the apple then blamed Eve

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@TerryKnightsFan @UberFacts HE SIGNS EVERY TWEET LIKE A LETTER 😂

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@ElevatedHoney @SavageApe4 School bus drivers are supposed to make sure the child is in their driveway safely before pulling off

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10

[… @lurkmenistan69]

updated bases for dating in 2022:

1st base: fucking raw

2nd base: kissing on the mouth outside of sex

3rd base: opening up to each other about your biggest life traumas and how they impacted you

4th base: hanging out in public in the daytime

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@yesitskayy @aquarius_athena Y'all need to stop slut shaming.

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@abbygov Is that why I can't remember anything? Including actual words themselves?

[abby govindan @abbygov]

why does no one talk about how depression and anxiety can cause major memory loss?

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.

[Madame Black Swan 🕷🦢 @DrIndyEinstein]

that’s why I’m one of those people who will completely understand why a friend might not reach out if they’re going through something. there are people who don’t even have the energy to get out of the bed to brush their teeth. and you’re worried about a text message.

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@jessdkant America is on its way to being like in 1984 and V is for Vendetta. We're a dystopian nation, and I need to get tf outta here

[Harry Potter World @PotterWorldUK]

I'd happily watch a 24 hour Harry Potter film if it meant that every single detail from the book was kept in.

[Adam Clarkson @AdClarko]

At a pirate themed party. I’ve gone as someone who sells pirate DVDs

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@WLBT I saw the crash at the intersection of Old Fannin Rd and Flowood Dr. It was like something out of a movie with police cars racing everywhere then a car literally launching into the air and crashing. A woman came to the rescue of the poor guy laying in the ground. #livenews

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@RepMaxineWaters Can they do that to clean up Jackson, MS's roads?

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

@ATLUncensored @SavageApe4 https://t.co/S6ILuxv8JA https://t.co/Jr4tOzeVcd here's the information about monkeypox. Read it.

[Kris Gordon @krissygo3]

#EmmettTill would have been the same age as @SenSanders @MarthaStewart and @bobdylan