Krista

[Krista @kristamaruska]

There is no such thing as "sharing" mini donuts

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

a girl boss never forgets her roots

[Krista @kristamaruska]

I’m absolutely obsessed with Function of Beauty’s customized shampoo + conditioner! Use my link and you’ll get $10 off your first purchase, not to mention a special thanks from me (I get $10 off too!) 😉 https://t.co/7uxxu5MPno

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

If it’s radical to fight for an America where everyone gets healthcare, everyone has a stable home, and student loan debt is a thing of the past, then sign 👏🏽 me 👏🏽 up 👏🏽

[DARK GOLD @DarkGoldMedia]

Miss Universe Kenya Stacy Michuki's Stunning Safari Photoshoot Will Leave You Speechless 💟

[Steven Cotterill @socialiststeve6]

#ComplimentAPolitician

Thank you @IlhanMN for helping to lead the fight against Islamophobia in this nation.

Despite the best efforts of the current president, we will show that love and acceptance will always win over hatred and prejudice.

[Sam Castillo @samlcastillooo]

Have y’all ever heard of The Mandela Effect? I’ve always had my doubts cause in videos the examples were too old for me to witness BUT BITCH we just weaved into another reality CAUSE YOU CAN’T TELL ME ITS BEEN CAP’N AND NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH 🤯

[LIZZO @lizzo]

2009 was the year my daddy died

2009 was the year I lived in my car & cried myself to sleep on thanksgiving

2019 is the year my album & song went #1. 2019 is the year I told my mama I can buy her a house

Anything can happen in a decade

Tomorrow is the beginning of ur Anything

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Our baby is due in 2 weeks. Catherine said she’s been feeling super irritable lately and warned me not to say anything stupid.

I said, “Now that you mention it, I have noticed you’ve been a bit irritable these last six years.

It was the most exhilarating moment of my life.

[Turnitin @Turnitin]

Melania, we need to speak with you after class about your presentation.

[FEG (Feed Every Gorilla) @FEGtokenio]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Jennifer Garner makes videos on her Facebook and often she cooks and they’re so wholesome. Here’s one of her making bagels. How can you not love this woman?

[Antoni Porowski @antoni]

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SAY PECAN

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hello Iowa! ☺️👋🏽

[Planned Parenthood @PPFA]

Idk who needs to hear this but virginity is a made-up social construct, and it has absolutely nothing to do with your hymen.

[Krista @kristamaruska]

@LizzySabel @ me next time

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

right now there’s a billionaire on a yacht somewhere with a big titty wife and he hasn’t had a good belly laugh all year. if ur laughing in a shitty honda accord on the way to a dead end job, you are legitimately beating that man. never forget that shit.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak midwestern 101

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Lol my man to the right said "bitch what??!!" With his whole face.