Kristen not Kirsten

most of my tweets are about how bad I am at driving, not because I’m a woman, just because I’m simply a bad driver

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

have you ever been driving and you just forget how to turn off your brights? You’re burning someone’s corneas out and there’s windshield wiper fluid everywhere.. terrifying

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

unpopular opinion: i personally like the musical episode of Greys 💃🏼

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

personally i think that dogs are aliens trying to learn about humans by infiltrating our lives.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[Clay Harbor @clayharbs82]

How rude of everyone to ruin Brendan and Piper’s couples retreat. #BachelorInParadise

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

i used to think it was strange to be in a house with no lights on but now i’m like, lower energy bill 😙🤌🏻

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

@Huffjr19 that’s my bff, go bff

[T @Huffjr19]

Nothing beats hanging around the fire with some good friends 😌

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

i’m tired of showing up for people who don’t do the same for me

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

#NewProfilePic

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

i am officially ~debt free~
now time to buy a house & go back into debt 🤪

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

i think i would die if i could spend a night in the apartment from New Girl

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

@courtneysuvak shopping spree soon tho? 🤭

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

i stay up until 3 am building my new house on Sims and decorating it on friday nights, what do you do? 🥱

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

#NewProfilePic

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

at least the bra is nude instead of black this time 🤷🏼‍♀️ #TheBachelor

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I used to write “sorry :(“ on my math tests I 100000% should not be allowed to have a credit card

[court @courtxklein]

nobody likes a bully 🤐

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

To the couples who got engaged yesterday and took the attention away from Jesus’ birthday... have fun in hell

[Kristen not Kirsten @kristen_jerrell]

“if i had a big butt i would be so powerful” @courtneysuvak