Kristen Pilon

Always learning. Insurance Agent. CEO

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@mjfree

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I will never understand how people don’t want their partner using their toothbrush but find it completely acceptable to share the toothpaste tube. Ewww.

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@SomeWelder Max out of pocket INCLUDES copays.

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@HonHedleyLamar @DonaldJTrumpJr Aces. Love this counter. Spot on.

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@JDVance That’s $15k. Wahooo…

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Finally figured out why the boomers have all the wealth - years ago every hour on the hour Macys wasn’t showing them a cute pink sweater to buy with a double click of a button.

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@katiecouric you inspired me. Life long hater of most exercise. Saw how fit you looked-so I tried Pilates. I’m addicted. 3x week for 4 months. It’s a fantastic workout-who knew I could exercise lying on my back. Thank you for sharing your love for it. It was infectious! 💪🏻

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Super Bowl Saturday night. Please.

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Just went to buy wine. Who are these people who leave only buying one bottle. Do they shop daily?

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@SearsHomeExpert your tech did literally nothing. Couldn’t fix my cooktop. Took my money - when I was told if you couldn’t fix the issue there would be no charge and you can’t get a live person to talk to. Great customer service.

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@stoolpresidente You went low rent. Better to pay for a limo - glass.

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@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy Not. A. Shot.

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@MsEmilyEdwards Edna

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@RonFilipkowski 🧐

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One more sleep till succession. 🥳

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@EMac1957 @Kpad3300 @Homeoffree61 A rollout cabinet in my island. Handy.

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@JetBlue thanks for the lift.

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@jemelehill Seasonally. Anything earlier is just a waste of good detergent.

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@Theholisticpsyc This completely resonates with me. I spent my childhood hearing (while being repremanded) “you’re just standing there like a deer in the headlights.” Complete dis-association.