Kristen Elizabeth

Fanatic of podcasts, gymnastics, reading, and skirts with pockets. Also coffee and chips of all kinds.

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

Apparently @CleanAutoWash considers this “clean”
Back of car didn’t get touched and you can still see the dirt around the wiper area on the windshield. I didn’t even get the most basic wash!

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

@AllieLarkin I’ll follow you as soon as I can get in!!

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

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[13 Action News @13abc]

"While mom works to get to a place where she can be stable, we are helping her child develop and teaching her how we are doing it." https://t.co/euiMguayn5

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

So proud to be part of this amazing organization 💚

[13 Action News @13abc]

Organizers say the event will recognize the achievements of its graduates, staff and donors and to celebrate all that the organization has accomplished in the last three decades. https://t.co/JwztBS5mZs

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

The amount of money spent on trips on this submersible and now on the search and rescue mission is making me a little ill… how much food for the hungry or shelter for the homeless could that have bought?

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

GUYS this Titanic submarine thing is BONKERS

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

I mean, you could *not* enter and that just makes my chance of winning even better, but like… you should enter. And if you don’t win, read the book anyway!!

[Allie Larkin @AllieLarkin]

There are still a few days left to enter the Goodreads giveaway for a chance to win one of 40 paperback copies of The People We Keep https://t.co/oxpF3YjL5A

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

This is the best tweet

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

@bhsloso Um for serious? My kids (AHEM ME JK ITS DEFINITELY ME) would love one!

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

Besties like @KellyKnowsAll and me 👯‍♀️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Brenda and Linda. They were brought into the shelter together, and Brenda had zero interest in being separated from her best friend. She jumped the kennel wall to get to Linda, and made sure everyone knew they were a package deal.

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

“Climate change isn’t real!” 😵‍💫

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

The United Nations building surrounded by an apocalyptic orange sky is the perfect image for how world leaders have failed at stopping the climate crisis.

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

I half want to be like YEAH! and half want to be like “no, now that I’m over 35 I don’t know what half the buttons do.”

[emily may @emilykmay]

My hot take is that millennials are actually better at technology than Gen Z because we had access to technology when it was BAD and unintuitive and everything gave you a virus and we HTML coded our MySpace pages.

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

Do it. And if you don’t win, buy it, or get it from the library because this book is amazing.

[Allie Larkin @AllieLarkin]

Hey! Would you like a paperback copy of The People We Keep for yourself or a friend? You can enter to win one of 40 copies on Goodreads right now! https://t.co/oxpF3YjL5A

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

@ErinMBarlow @abby_e_o I clearly *don’t* live in a untopian society, because as I said, correcting this error, at a minimum, will require multiple phone calls totaling hours on the phone, multiple documents, and then follow up at least one time. Utopia would be if a mistake could be fixed in a 20m call

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

@ErinMBarlow @abby_e_o Good lord is the point. Hospitals with crazy amounts of power shouldn’t be able to put the burden on people to fix the mistakes. If it were as easy as “call number, talk to person, five minutes, done” that would be one thing, but this is likely an hours long, multi document fix.

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

@ErinMBarlow @abby_e_o She just… had a baby?? She doesn’t have time for that nonsense?????

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

@ClockworkKatt @LilMrsMurder @Anania00 MM actually worked as a drag queen in the early 90s, so she has that going for her!

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

More this plz 😍

[Kristen Elizabeth @kristentastic]

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