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Local idiot (she/her)

[melpoli (comms CLOSED for now!) @melpoli_98]

"Who's the Aura Pokemon?"
"Lucar-" WRONG.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[hunter @3gpmh]

arguing with my cat is insane but i be doing it

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

[cora @derhausputz]

repeating “a naughty cat is a cat that feels safe” to myself while my cat knocks Everything off my desk

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Just had a great conversation with my cat where we discussed whether he’s a little baby, confirmed that he is in fact a little baby, talked about how cute he is, the origin of his cuteness, why he’s so small, and went into detailed agreement that he is a very good boy.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

it's ok bro you can meow. let it out. you're nyanchalant. its okay

[jovan @ehjovan]

changed my diet recently to be healthier and been farting in ways i thought only cows could

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Gamer Kylie Jenner says “Zelda is one of the best games ever” while talking about her first Breath of the Wild playthrough

She told the podcast she's “already conquered” one of the Divine Beasts

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

its a very attractive quality for a woman to be a serial toilet clogger. it shows character and drive

[seth @kappyland]

Keep in mind there are literally people from Connecticut

[alli @sonofalli]

there’s a frozen yogurt line epidemic in NYC