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Whiskey. Hair parties. GOOD times.

[kristie @kristierocks]

Okkkaaayyy… I was just telling one of my former, ghetto, hood rat stories.. came here looking for the proof & it’s gone! 😭😭 my tweets only go back to 2013.

Who remembers me getting arrested, checking in on 4sq, and tweeting a pic being handcuffed to a bench?

Anyone?..

[kristie @kristierocks]

R. I. P. Lil Scrappy 😭😭😭😭

[kristie @kristierocks]

Where's the lean emoji when you need it? 🐶💔😭 https://t.co/It6EL9Imrm

[kristie @kristierocks]

How demented and fucked up is it that I get to pick up my mom's cremated remains on mother's day.... Stay classy Grandview, stay classy... 😭😭😖🤮

[kristie @kristierocks]

Fuck cancer. Seriously. Just FUCK. IT.

[kristie @kristierocks]

Copper to blonde ombre.

For appts text Kristie at 7133825492

#ombrehair #houstonhair #houstoncolormelt #houstonbalayage #houstonhairstylist #balayage #balayagehtx #blondehair #summerhair… https://t.co/BhN9sW6hoE

[kristie @kristierocks]

How do I not have 15 cats? 🐈🐈🐈

[kristie @kristierocks]

I've binge watched 2 seasons of The Crown in under a week... And now I'm having withdrawals. And don't know what to do with my life. Sigh.

[kristie @kristierocks]

@culturemap @morganclark

[kristie @kristierocks]

@bauman711 This was me 2 sec. Before I called security. Grandma needs her 8hrs.

[kristie @kristierocks]

When the guy at the next table over has tourettes or is just racist AF...

[kristie @kristierocks]

#TransformationTuesday on this peach 🍑

For… https://t.co/vkdNn3zH5D

[kristie @kristierocks]

Happy Saturday y'all.. https://t.co/ohjv7suIJQ

[kristie @kristierocks]

Hey Twitter. I bought 2nd row pit VIP tix to #kesha at the #woodlandspavillion for Sat 6/23/18 that I now need to sell. if ur interested get at me.

[kristie @kristierocks]

Blonde blonde BLONDE!
For appts text… https://t.co/LcBHCWLO29

[kristie @kristierocks]

Me: Alexa help me fall asleep.

Alexa: Playing Whale Sounds.

Me: 😳(wide awake tossing and turning) ALEXA TRY FAN SOUNDS.

Alexa: Playing Fan Sounds.

Me: Thank you.

[kristie @kristierocks]

Who poops at a Sam's club bathroom. Have some self control and respect....

[kristie @kristierocks]

Other people also hate that Walmart commercial with that song 'ring my bell' right?

[kristie @kristierocks]

Busted hip woes. 🤷‍♀️😎👙 @ Metro Midtown https://t.co/u7QRJf03je

[kristie @kristierocks]

#TransformationTuesday on a Monday!!

In the 1st X-ray you'll notice the… https://t.co/qAxDFiEszR