kristine garroway

To my credit: PhD in Bible and Ancient Near Eastern Studies, 3 boys, 1 amazing husband and a knack for baking. Researches children in the ANE

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

This is what a neighbor does to protect a car from peacocks. @kathrynbarger and @LACountyBOS can’t keep county roads safe to park on. Why, I’m not sure. It’s not because they’re busy running efficient elections or addressing homelessness. @KTLA @kcal @pasadenaweekly @PasStarNews

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

We know how incompetent @kathrynbarger and @LACountyBOS are at protecting residents against major threats, but they can’t even deal with little things. Here’s what peacocks do to cars on my street. If you dare look at the birds the wrong way, however, you get fined (or worse).

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

@JoshuaGarroway @kathrynbarger @Oprah And you get a 🦚, and you get a 🦚, and you get a 🦚…

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

Another haiku for @kathrynbarger and the LA County government:

Peacock poop on roof.
Help me, please, @Oprah Winfrey!
LA County won't.

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

Going to @dunkindonuts tomorrow morning to reward a terrific commercial. Thanks for the shout out to Gen X!

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

Seeing as LA County refuses to deal with its peacock problem, or even acknowledge my emails, I am resuming my daily haikus for @kathrynbarger and her team:

Peacocks everywhere!
Can @Taylorswift13 write something?
"Peacocks, bad boyfriends."

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

Kudos to #Lufthansa. When a late departure caused us to miss our connection in Munich, they rebooked us and arranged for free lodging and meals before we even landed.

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

My husband using his wit and charm to petition our county supervisor @kathrynbarger to do something about the peacocks! South Pas got rid of them. Why can’t we?

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

For @kathrynbarger

Squawk, squawk, all night long.
Pea poop plagues Pasadena.
Shoot them, I cannot.

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

A week has passed, and still no word from the county's peacock police. I shall produce a daily haiku for @kathrynbarger until they arrive to save me:

Peacocks! Damn peacocks!
More feculence on my porch.
Alas, government.

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

Who heard the brilliant (and fetching) @kristigarroway on NPR this morning?

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

@JoshuaGarroway 🙄

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

@_kerrodactyl_ @ido_koch

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

CFP: The Hebrew Bible, history and archaeology unit of SBL invites papers for an open session. We welcome any paper proposal that fosters discussion between archaeology and the history of ancient Israelite kingdoms, or the Hebrew Bible. https://t.co/vBdHvKP4Bb call closes 3/20/24

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

I had a fun time doing this one! Take a listen. Thanks to @MattLynch_OT for having me on the show.

[OnScript Podcast @OnScriptPodcast]

New Episode! Kristine Garroway (@kristigarroway) - Growing Up in Ancient Israel https://t.co/ELNBr1QBhf @SBLPress @HUCJIR

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

@barbara_franchi @alexxr97_ Agree. 100%

[Joshua Garroway @JoshuaGarroway]

Looking for engaging, erudite lecturers on disability studies and Bible or Judaism who reside in SoCal. I know they're around here somewhere!

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

@BibleJunkies @JillHicksKeeton I’m counting down the days!

[Hebrew Union College @huc1875]

Join @kristigarroway, Ph.D., Associate Professor of Hebrew Bible, as she discusses how archaeology can help illuminate the Torah. Register for Pasadena Jewish Temple and Center’s event this Sunday in-person or on Zoom.
https://t.co/grL5MeFzBd

[kristine garroway @kristigarroway]

@mary_russell Yes!

[Kerry Sonia @_kerrodactyl_]

Re-upping this CFP for our SBL program unit. Session is open. Deadline for abstract submissions is March 14. DM me or @kristigarroway with any questions.