Kristine Ippolito

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

@realDonaldTrump You’re a real Pussy you POS! Cobert is 100x the man you wish you could ever be!

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

@UziSuzy @SouthwestAir 2/2 There’s a time & a place to dress like that, & while that may be ok to wear at a club, flying on a commercial airplane isn’t one of them. You’re a lady, learn to dress like one when the situation calls for it!

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

@UziSuzy @SouthwestAir I usually don’t comment on these things, but that was NOT a top. I don’t care what size your breasts r, even if they were an A cup, it still would have been inappropriate. That bra/bathing suit looking top barely covered your nipples! 1/2

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

Dem Debate
“You’re going to have to perhaps reset a relationship between other countries & us, because of our current situation..”
Code for “Thanks to Trump, the US is now a complete laughingstock & other Countries now Hate Us; if you get elected, do you think you can fix that?”

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

A heartfelt shout out & thank u to the manager at @ChipotleTweets in Park Ridge, IL for comping my Burrito Bowl when she found out I spent my day caring for my young niece, then at the hospital w/ my mom, all in between working 2 Nt shifts w/out sleep.U brightened my hard day! :)

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

“Oh the weather outside is frightful,
so I guess I’ll get my drink on & feel delightful,
getting drunk on Rumchata is the way to go, watching Zombies & fake Zombies & Jesus finally Go?” 💀
#TWD #ByeJesus #HereWeGo #blizzard #TheWalkingDead #TalkingDead @justanactor

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

If only this was 4,000 miles away, 30 degrees warmer, and I had a Pina Colada in my hand.....

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

It’s ridiculous how much I love these damn things... Plus, I should probably receive a commission for how many adults I turn on to these things in any given week! #smuckersuncrustables #ieatlikeachildbutidontcare #sodamngood

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

All of these people saying they won’t wear Nike now.... and I’m over here saying I’m willing to pay Nike Store retail prices for my next pair of running shoes, when normally I buy whatever pair of Adidas is on sale at the outlet 😂#SupportKaepernick #takeaknee

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

@realDonaldTrump I guess threatening other World Leaders from behind the safety of your computer screen is your way of trying to compensate for your Micropenis.... guess what, it’s super pathetic & dangerous for the rest of us you ignorant twat......

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Yo! @DonaldJTrumpJr! I noticed you follow me on Twitter. Please ask your dad to resign before he destroys the planet. Thanks dude.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Remember when the President of the United States was smarter and more even-tempered than you?

[Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato]

.@realDonaldTrump "Betrayal"?! #SallyYates swore an oath of loyalty to the CONSTITUTION, not a bullying, narcissistic fascist. WE #RESIST

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

@DanielleMuscato @realDonaldTrump Danielle - u r my new hero!! Thx for sticking it to him like he deserves! So glad that so many noticed!!

[Danielle Muscato (she/her) @DanielleMuscato]

Jesus fucking Christ, @realDonaldTrump. You are the president-elect. Pick your fucking battles, man. You're embarrassing yourself.

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

19 year old Kylie Jenner bought herself a $200k Land Rover...just because

Anyway...I'm off to Coin Star to see if I can pay rent this month

[Kristine Ippolito @kristineipp]

@LindaPJones SO nice to see how well u & your friends treated the crew! Sadly, after u left, they got stuck w/ the group from hell...

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Until Mexico has White Walkers, I don’t think we need a wall.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Celebrated my birthday with a traditional Donald Trump piñata. Hecho con amor.

[@Steven_Strauss @Steven_Strauss]

I am a one issue candidate. And that one issue is a bigoted unstable egotist should not get his hand on the nuclear launch codes #NeverTrump