Kristin Cisek

[Alex Marz @alexmarz]

👏👏👏

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

Everytime I put a new air freshener in my car it really feels like I’ve hit the peak of adulthood.

[Leslieoo7 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @Leslieoo7]

Gay people aren't shooting up straight night clubs.

Black people aren't shooting up white grocery stores.

Latinos are not shooting up Walmarts.

Jewish people are not shooting up Christian churches.

The violence is coming from one demographic: Alt-right radicalized men.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

What’s a try guy?

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

@_stillsleepy @ShaylaHack Omg can you please send me this

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

i dont just tip well at a restaurant. I bus my table, I seat the next group, and I’m in the kitchen blanching French fries.

[Aleana Young @AleanaYoung]

If you’re mad about Roe v. Wade, and you’re in Regina, I’ll let you know that Planned Parenthood hasn’t been able to find a commercial or private landlord willing to rent to them 🙃

(And no, PP isn’t *doing* abortions in their offices)

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

I really don’t understand why stamps are so expensive.

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

@betasobriquet I feel this so much.

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

The worst part about being on hold is when the automated message tells you to please stay on the line-where the fuck you think I’m going to go?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

I don’t want to “put the work in” I want to drink 500 coors banquets a month and find a brown paper sack in the street that has $3000000000 in it

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

That’s enough internet for today she said as she smashed her head against the wall for the 294728th time today. 🙄🙄

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

The feminine urge to move to Aruba and change my name is real today

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

literally life sucks now? like will the vibes be this bad forever?

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

I don’t even like Nelly Furtado.

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

Anyone else at the point of the pandemic where they’re sitting on their bathroom floor sans pants cleaning the toilet and screaming ‘Maneater’ by Nelly Furtado?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

To my loved ones : if you are reading this I WILL text you back eventually when it doesn’t feel like SUCH a difficult task

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

Am I the only one who doesn’t know who the frig Pete Davidson is?

[Kristin Cisek @kristinjoee]

Working in an office is really just having 3-5 beverages on your desk at a time and finishing none of them

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I’m just gonna say it: most poems are super confusing to me and I don’t care if this makes me dumb I can’t pretend anymore