Kristin Weber

Oxygen breather. Carbon dioxide converter. Chipotle enthusiast.

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

I check in with Twitter (X?) like I check in with my dentist--approximately twice a year. Here's a video of how my husband and I met and fell in love! https://t.co/xNQSGYRNx8

See y'all in March!

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

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[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Recently, Isaac and I got to get on stage together and give some sage marriage advice.
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[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

If you're in North Texas, come join me and @TheIsaacWitty for our first comedy show as a married couple!

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

We're getting married on February 2, and will go on tour February 3rd to do comedy and tell everyone how to have a better marriage! https://t.co/aP25hCIsIw

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Proud of how my fiancé @TheIsaacWitty is stewarding his past for God's glory, and excited to go on this journey with him!
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[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Millennials have essential oils, but my grandmother had the original essential oil: baking soda! (new parody!) https://t.co/EeFiWXutDi

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

I'm getting married in February, and my fiancé @TheIsaacWitty and I are ready and willing to come to your next marriage event and help you have a better marriage!
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[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Always look for the silver lining. But never microwave it cause it'll burst into flames.

[Daren Streblow @darenstreblow]

.@kristinweb shares a brand new parody song! https://t.co/jq7GiyGJCe

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Got a Costco membership and I cannot express how grown up it feels to be eating the same lasagna for eleven days.

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Just finished a book on interpreting body language and now I'll never have a normal human interaction again.

[Chuck Jacobson @chuckiej]

I’m finished Adulting for Jesus by ⁦@kristinweb⁩ on my Audible app. Try Audible and get it here: https://t.co/oqxDyeNNZ4

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Friend: "You're dressed nice today what's the occasion?"
Me: "All my comfortable clothes are being washed."

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

Half my life is meal prepping, and the other half is convincing myself to eat the meals I prepped.

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

@NathanWhitaker @chuckiej @tacobell @ChipotleTweets Don't worry, TB is too busy adding sand to its meat to notice ;)

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

@chuckiej @NathanWhitaker @tacobell I do! It just cuts out the middle man.

[Julie Leslie, EdD @leslieju4]

What a treat to be entertained by comedian Kristin Weber the other night! She’s SO funny! Y’all need to check her out next time she’s in town. @kristinweb

[Kristin Weber @kristinweb]

@chancerogers @weird_christmas Definitely!