kristen wright

los angeles film photographer, living vicariously through myself.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

I farted and burped at the same time today. When you think you've done it all, life surprises you with multi orifice gas.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

I follow elderly cats on Insta and the fact that they will die gives me anxiety. This is my life. Plz stay with us forever Señor Scrappy.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

You gotta be by des'ree will always be the happy person jam. Ey ey ee.

[Nick Martucci @BlunderingIdiom]

Birth control?
BAN IT!
Abortion?
BAN IT!
Gay marriage?
BAN IT!
Guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

@mellightweight @Know let's all eat stickers.

[Parker Posey @parkerposey]

#TBT House of Yes!

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

SVU: when the detectives are out doing normal stuff & get a call & look at each other like, here we go again with the sex crimes. #best

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

Whenever I'm abroad I try to convince whomever I'm with to open a Mexican food restaurant.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

@mellightweight @callumpreston agreed. I've stolen at least a few pairs from Mel.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

is watching Crossroads unironically.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

Just bought 5 packs of holographic kitten playing cards on Amazon. Cause I need 5 packs and 5 packs is the perfect amount of them to buy.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Wallace: "Donald Trump, you are wearing a blue tie."
Trump: "No, it's red,"
Wallace: "Okay. Guess there's no way to tell." #GOPDebate

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

every Donald Trump answer sounds like if Chevy Chase from Fletch just wandered onto stage by accident #GOPDebate

[Elliot Page @TheElliotPage]

#whatdoesntkillyoumakesyougayer ❤️🌈

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

I just downloaded the bachelor fantasy pick app. I don't even know.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

My iwatch congratulates me when I stand up. It gets me.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

There's really not much that Christmas music doesn't make better.

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

@FIERCEDAD 🤗😘

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

A lot of Republican candidates talk about family values. What they are saying is that no woman should have the right to control her own body

[kristen wright @kristonatron]

@mellightweight like a goddamn champ.