Kristy Gee

Sometimes writer. I'm shy! (giggles & runs behind curtain to hide; falls out window to death)

[Kristy Gee @kristygee]

We can say whatever we want about the Amish on here and they'll never know! I'll start: They're very good woodworkers.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

It was called Freedom 250 because that's how many people went.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

The safest place to be in the whole world is in the Epstein Files.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨Holy shit. Someone made a new ad for Trump’s ballroom and it’s absolutely perfect. Trump would hate if this went viral…

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

English is Zelenskyy's third language and he still speaks it better than trump haha

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

"This is called being a MAN" and it's two doughboys whining about not being thanked.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

I can’t believe 77 million morons chose this Russian asset.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

I would pay anything to watch zelenskyy punch jd vance in the face.

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

It would have been less embarrassing if JD had just fucked the couch he was sitting on.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

That adults were generally smart.

[Smite @7Smite4]

Coming soon:

"Why the fuck does this orange cost $8?!?"

"It was handpicked by Chad in Orlando."

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i was not under any illusions that this country was a warm and loving place for minorities but i guess i am a little taken aback by the number of people who would literally put them in a meat grinder if they thought it would save them a dollar on eggs

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Starting to think people probably did oppose the Nazis but were shouted down for being too mean about it.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

it is never not crazy to me that every woman i know suffered so much as a teenage girl and ended up very kind and caring and almost every teen boy who "suffers" immediately becomes the h*tler youth

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

so according to the constitutional scholars at MAGA University, Kamala Harris can just refuse to certify the election, do I have that right

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.

[snow @Cirnose]

white people when eggs go up in price by $0.45

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

At least Hitler went to jail for a few years for his failed coup before being reelected