Kristyn

All aboard the Bi-Polar Express

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed

[Kristyn @kristynware]

there’s something to be said about watching Intervention in your underwear and crying into your beer in the middle of the day

[Kristyn @kristynware]

@THEjefflevack 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Never forget, the mall Easter bunny has a human dick.

[Kristyn @kristynware]

@FiaaDevonn @christiegrace86 😂

[Kristyn @kristynware]

my father texted me from the pool at his hotel at 11am to tell me he was drinking beer and eating cheetos. never wonder why i am the way i am ever again. #plantcorngetcorn

[Kristyn @kristynware]

Remember when you lost 20lbs after your breakup and was feeling on top of the world? Then you lost a cup size and it doesn’t seem worth it.

[Kristyn @kristynware]

Current situation: I just superglued my $4 Target flip flops back together bc I own no other shoes.

[Kristyn @kristynware]

my manner of death will be homicide if i don't stop laughing in uncomfortable, and potentially dangerous, situations.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I'm not a stupid person. I have a college degree. But I'll never understand how a fan can collect so much dust when it's constantly moving.

[Kristyn @kristynware]

@THEjefflevack there is no denying that she and i share DNA!

[Kristyn @kristynware]

my two year old niece simultaneously handed me a beer and asked her mother for a hotdog at 9:30am 👌🏻

[Tony @tsm560]

Why pick a struggle when you can have fun with all of them?

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.

[Kristyn @kristynware]

If I run into one more whiny ass child today I'm going to slap it

[Kristyn @kristynware]

@MillerLite go back to the blue can

[Kristyn @kristynware]

Reason 372537why I'm a dog person...the cat just tried to bring a bird into the house mid-kill. #featherseverywhere

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*jesus picks up bread*
this is my body
*jesus picks up wine*
this is my blood
*jesus picks up guitar*
this is the STORY OF A GIRL