Kyle Ritscher

Astrophysicist. Male model. Alleged pathological liar.

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@HugeTits96 @BarstoolBigCat I'm starting to believe you're not actually an officer of the law

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@HugeTits96 @BarstoolBigCat I'm here for the potential free stuff, and that's it

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames https://t.co/zsQp3LxGbu

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@harks_15 He said that was the first thing that popped in his head 🐓

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@Ali_Addesso Astounding how accurate this was

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

Moments like these are priceless, folks. Gotta love getting bear hugs from mom #graduation #bringontheworld

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@LifeOfGablo 😑

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@LifeOfGablo he's my son too! #spinzone

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@LifeOfGablo you.. you should have better dreams

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@LifeOfGablo we've been over this man you can't just go retweeting my old tweets it's just weird

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@LifeOfGablo 2013 was a strange and exciting time this is true

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@LifeOfGablo you're way too thirsty right now with these RTs.. just slide in my DMs like a gentleman

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@LifeOfGablo quit creeping bro

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

Forget being a better person and all noise, just once I want to use an entire Chapstick without losing it

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

My dad told me about his first time binge watching Netflix today, and I just couldn't be more proud

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

Just lying in bed, scrolling through social media, and eating a doughnut.. being in your twenties is an exciting time, people

[Kyle Ritscher @kritscher62]

@BillyDondlinger I aim to please