Kayla

clarion 2025

[Lindsay Dee-Anne 🌷 @lindsayisenor]

@cozymother I find it so odd when people are willing to die to save a baby over themselves, especially when you have other kids at home that depend on you, it hasn’t even had a life yet, but you DO. And a husband and kids who depend on your existing.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

@MrJoeyMannarino I am embarrassed for you

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

@lavern_spicer You are so stupid that it hurts.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

@remiwolf this is the type of energy the world needs more of

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

Darby starts talking and I pretend to be asleep. sadly not very effective. #shutup

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

this country needs spanked because it’s acting up too much

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

as a kid I hid from femininity and now I’m out here fucking going for it. women are beautiful.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

My boyfriend is sick and he sounds like SpongeBob when he got the suds.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

@_jennaburkhart_ Or just don’t date men ever. Kidding, ily😂

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

losing my mind over book nooks

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

Listening to snoring is like easy access white noise

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

Poptropica is enough training for me to be a certified investigator

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

@harmizzle_8 You’re the hero we deserve.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

Paul Blart Mall Cop 2024

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

Someone please have twins and name them gasket and casket.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

@hmills847 @bigplayslater I’m talking Frosted Flakes level soggy.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

America is a giant bowl of soggy cereal right now.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

@bigplayslater My brain stores random but valuable relics to project onto my peers.

[Kayla @krnay_glaser]

Pretty sure I’m more of a sims character than a human.