Matthew Official 

Husband of one & father of five , at times I'll Photoshop stuff. He/Him

[Matthew Official  @Krubuntu]

@TreeFarmer812 I don’t diaper

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

Given their size, I would treat them the same way I would treat a bug in my house. Put a cup over them, slide a piece of paper underneath, and release them outside.

[Matthew Official  @Krubuntu]

@JohnHinckley20 Yeah, John, that’s why we don’t like the bible.

[Joe - 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️💚 @thejoelancaster]

There's a very simple solution to the algae problem in the reflecting pool. Send another $100 billion to Israel.

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

will never forget the late night uber driver telling me they died so fast they don’t get to go to heaven; they just became nothing. really wish i knew more of his theories.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Hell yeah Knicks

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, sources tell @adamschefter, @rapsheet and @TomPelissero.

The Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Scoops @ejmaroun]

I need you all to understand the Cavs mascot literally wore a bulletproof vest for LeBron’s first game back in Cleveland after joining the Heat in 2010

[Matthew Official  @Krubuntu]

@mustachetoilet https://t.co/TfnM3h8Wgf

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

She will not be missed

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Happy 10 year anniversary to all who celebrate

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

Backrooms (2026)

[Matthew Official  @Krubuntu]

@mustachetoilet I take great pleasure in reporting this

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Where is my 5 iron? Is it safe? Is it alright?”

“It seems, in your anger, you threw it into the lake…”

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

If you help a turtle across the road, move it in the direction it was already heading. Never turn it around.

It's turtle season. Females are crossing roads right now to reach nesting sites, and they know exactly where they're going. If you turn one around "toward the water" or "back to safety," it will just try to cross again the moment you leave.

If it's safe for you to stop, pick the turtle up by the sides of the shell, keep it low to the ground, and walk it across in the same direction it was facing. Don't relocate it somewhere "better." Turtles have small home ranges they spend their whole lives in, and a relocated turtle will often wander trying to get back, crossing more roads to do it.

One exception: snapping turtles bite and have long necks. For those, slide a car mat under them and drag it, or lift from the very back of the shell near the tail, never the front.

The turtle knows where it's going. Your only job is to get it to the other side faster.

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

This lady, Sigal Chattah is the same acting US Attorney who allowed Israeli sexual predator, Tom Alexandrovich, to return to Israel without being charged, after being caught in a sting operation soliciting sex from a minor.