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#APTXChristmasTourGP This entire video is gospel brunch before Superfruit concert energy... WHO PLANNED THIS??? #APTXChristmasTour2019 @PTXofficial @SUP3RFRUIT @mitchgrassi @scotthoying

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Mayor Craig Greenberg @LouisvilleMayor]

Two trailblazers, one historic Derby.

Minutes before her final Kentucky Derby broadcast after a legendary career as a jockey and analyst, Donna was the only member of the broadcast team to pick Golden Tempo as her winner, setting the stage for Cherie DeVaux to become the first woman trainer to win the Kentucky Derby. Cherie & Donna, you have inspired a nation, and you will forever be a part of Louisville's story.

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@GhostofSwiftH I scratched all of my classes at a 4-H English horse show after my horse tripped and fell to his knees warming up. I said out loud “absolutely not” after Great White’s body hit the ground. Good call. Better safe than sorry here.

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@KennyMcPeek @OttbSonnyWoods @KentuckyDerby Raffle it and give % to aftercare. Would be a dream to attend

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Some men open the door for you just to look at your ass

[Daily Racing Form @DailyRacingForm]

💰💰💰💰 We have a winner!!!! Congratulations Dylan Donnelly you are the @NTRA NHC2026 Champ!

[Nathan Klein @NathanTheCaller]

The Beat Secretariat Challenge

Eat a whole 6oz Red Onion in 1 minute 49.20 seconds.
The same time it took Onion to defeat Secretariat in the Whitney Stakes

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@OwnerView @jockeyclub @lmgriffjohnson That’s like giving it to a MyRacehorse shareholder

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@FanDuel_Racing @andie_biancone @lmgriffjohnson She’s a great teacher!

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@simoncurtis GET UNDRESSED. TASTE THE FLESH

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@_MLFootball @packers_access @OGpackersFan @RELAXasf @nuro_mike @BillHuberNFL @BruceIronsNFL Nobody needs a million dollar salary

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@PTXofficial A sign of life!

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@tacobell I was the mayor on Foursquare of my local Taco Bell for years till the app got bought out

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@AHPDrew Amazing!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Matty Healy trolls on stage at Glastonbury:

“I’m probably the best songwriter of my generation — the best, what do we say? A poet.”

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YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S FAVOURITE BAND @the1975

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Matty Healy just told us to shut up 😢

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@LuisFRocaPerez I tailed you and bet $2 to win, thanks!!!

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@stoolpresidente Pizza looks great, adding this spot to my saved list on gmaps 👍🏻