lauren k.

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[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I feel bad for the trad wife community bc I have a Cooking Boyfriend. He is making me vegetarian French onion pasta while I drink a christmas cocktail and watch

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

I love voting. as a former gifted child it reminds me of taking standardized tests

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Ex: Can we talk about what happened?
Taurus: Sure but I'll never forgive you

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

life imitates art

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

"hey boss babes" (whispered)

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

MLMSMR

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

"your face looks so familiar" -my faceblind ass recognizing someone's voice, silhouette, or body language

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aquarius: Are you free now to run away with me?
Taurus: Can you give me more specifics???

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

it took them two years but we got there

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

my spotify wrapped is going to suck this year but i would LOVE to see a @pocketcasts year in review

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

thanks for still playing 5 seconds of fun, also if you want to come play a house party at our house let's me know @girltalk

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

i can't believe @girltalk played fun by kaskade my favorite song fun by kaskade? i ascended

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

@kdot1 here for you boo

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

a fun game of "did that couple talk to me because i looked lonely or because they're unicorn hunters"

[Connor C. @ConnorColson]

Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

the drink of the summer isn't dirty shirleys it's $5 white wine with one ice cube

[lauren k. @krunkpuff]

i can't believe @girltalk played fun by kaskade my favorite song fun by kaskade? i ascended

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

People are talking about ‘key bumps,’ and so we have a duty to tell you some things about this.