Zee Krypt Keeper

1950s Nightmare. Bog Witch. Iced Coffee Connoisseur.

[Andy🦇 Saw MCR @AndyHeldin]

Dude just gave us the most dramatic entrance in full regalia with bedazzled ghouls that's it I love him

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

My heart hurts but at least @thebandGHOST is doing something

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

@valkyrieinpink Will you be doing more pillows? Asking for a friend. That friend is me.

[dante🦇🇲🇽 MCR14/02 🎺📌 @vanxinte]

copia you are everything to me

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

Why does my type have to be men?
That's so shit.

I'm a terrible queer.

[𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 ✿ @RestieEste]

🧵 Your next (most likely cursed💀) playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 based your astrological big 3 ✨ qrt and good luck lmfao 🤞

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

@peachcott Thank you for visiting so I could buy your pretty things and gush over you in person! 😅☺️

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

@ViciousJay_Art Possibly of shipping to Australia when these beautiful things become available??

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

The cookie was too sweet and now I’m in hell

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

Just ordered my birthday present to myself and just the fact that Neil Newbon is going to read a little message I wrote is just ahhh it’s utterly mind blowing.

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

@NeilNewbon @Devilligan @larianstudios Five am!? F-five am in the gosh darn morning??? Yeah alright, see ya there then.

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

Larian if you don’t bring back Astarion’s 4th wall breaking close up I swear to the GODS I will send Gale to you and let him eat all your magic items! D:<
#BaldersGate3

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

The fact that Larian gave you access to unlimited kisses in your romance speaks volumes to me 💕

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

If your hair super icky so you just slap that bad boy into plats so no one can tell how icky it is? Yes.

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

Pooped in my new house so you *know* it’s mine. That’s how you claim things, right?

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

I gave myself a hug and started to cry. That’s bad right?

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

Tonight my dinner is a single block of chocolate. I am uncontrollable. Unhinged. An absolute maniac.

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

Just realised in my last tweet I wrote “vining” and not “vibing”which in itself is a vibe

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

My weird goth ass is kinda vining with this “80s Revival” that’s happening atm

[Zee Krypt Keeper @kryptkutea]

Yeah but is there a Flex Seal for my mental health?