michael newland

I love my friends, my car, and food. Drake 4 prez 2020.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

And another drone submits. Here at the end of 2015 come to grips with what to expect from the new year. Enjoy arbys

[Ryan Adams @TheRyanAdams]

Sometimes the sad chord you're looking for is throw the guitar down some stairs and go to bed

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Recent events got you worried the world's going to hell? Arbys is here to remind you that this is already hell & there's no heaven
Eat arbys

[michael newland @kryptox]

@alan__alvarado the hype is real

[Wreck and Reference @WRCKRFRNC]

Things would be more entertaining and overall better if all human beings turned into lobsters.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Yo Arbys lovers! It's FRIDAY! Know what that means? It means you're 1 more pointless day closer to the eternal black void of death
Eat arbys

[michael newland @kryptox]

I'm on board. I'll be that cool professor who lets people borrow my pedals. https://t.co/8uPzPendjS

[michael newland @kryptox]

@alan__alvarado opening at work. Help me obi wan. You're our only hope. Bring donuts.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Like pigs & cows
Lined up to die
So too you wait
& softly cry
Choke it down
Stuff it in
Wash your arbys
Down w gin
Throw up in the car
Again

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Ten years ago we had steve jobs, bob Hope and Johnny cash. Now they're all dead. It'll happen to you too.

Enjoy arbys.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Girl we gonn fuyuuuck when I see ya

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

He died doing what he loved. Struggling against a very aggressive and untreatable cancer.
Please enjoy arbys

[Wreck and Reference @WRCKRFRNC]

Mama always told me not to gaze long into the abyss. But Mama, that's where the void is.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Honk if you're horny
Eat Arbys if you're hungry
Die because everything dies

Enjoy arbys

[Dave @lildickytweets]

That new yoplait commercial is special

[michael newland @kryptox]

Ford is bringing the ranger and bronco back for the 2018 model year. My body is ready.

[michael newland @kryptox]

Aw yis.

[KOJI @kojisaysaloha]

Stand up against racism at your school, in your community, everywhere.

[wint @dril]

fellas..tell your girls you will n ot be providing any more sex until the entire female race apologizes for halo 5's dismal metacritic score