my little brother has his google docs up on his tv bc he’s writing a short story and i just went wow you are brave i could never have my writing up like that and he just went “well im not writing gay fanfiction” in front of both our parents
'We will pay special attention to Britain as our traditional enemy'
Buddy, apart from Portugal we are every country's traditional enemy. Don't start thinking you're special.
being in public with ur dad is like "oh don't mind him he's socially inept" and being in public with ur mom is like "so sorry about her she doesn't know about empathy"