Krystal Herman

It's me.... just me.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Hear me out, Tiny Desk Concert live from Sea World.

[Krystal Herman @kryslh]

@SDCCLineUpdates As if 7:06am, this is the #BallRoom20 line

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage

“When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I've done something for you for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It's genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that's the way it works. It's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever”

[Have I Got News For You US @hignfyus]

The way the media is treating Kamala Harris feels very familiar.

[Derek Hartley @wastesyourtime]

Early voted this morning because it’s my birthday and the poll worker told me I’m old enough now to get free coffee at McDonalds so now I no longer support democracy.

[San Diego Wave FC @sandiegowavefc]

kyra carusa are you kidding me 😨

[Krystal Herman @kryslh]

@DustinNickerson As a Padres fan, I’m hoping the dodgers go up 3-0 in the series then the Yankees win 4 straight to win it all 🤣

[Jim Russell @JimRussellSD]

Yankees dodgers World Series…sigh

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

A Dodgers Yankees World Series would be so great for baseball and so terrible for my belief that good things happen in this world

[Scott Waldman @scottpwaldman]

NEW: Two former Trump White House officials told me they had to show voter data to Trump to get him to release disaster funding to CA wildfire victims. He released it after learning that he had as many GOP supporters in Orange Co. as he did in Iowa. https://t.co/VU9fbGsOBl

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

My wife: did you make the kids dinner?

Me: yes

My wife: then why did the kids tell me you didn’t?

Me:

[Krystal Herman @kryslh]

SDFD Firefighters Critically Injured in Line of Duty https://t.co/bYMCcUxCkE

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Ellen Degeneres and the Bengals drop to 0-3

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

“after finding out he dumped a dead bear in central park I had to ask, was I shaving for him or for me?”

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I've been around these premises long enough that you hopefully won't mistake me for woke, but the Haitian immigrant stuff is profoundly racist and you should substantially lower your esteem for anybody engaging in it.

[AP Entertainment @APEntertainment]

Liza Colón-Zayas won the #Emmy for best supporting actress for her role in "The Bear."

She's the first Latina to win in the category. https://t.co/7aEWPDIWlC

[San Diego Wave FC @sandiegowavefc]

THE FASTEST GOAL IN CLUB HISTORY ✨