Krystal

Sometimes I tweet.

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

😃😛🐶

[Zito @_Zeets]

Nothing makes atheism more attractive than American Christianity

[Benjamin Allbright @AllbrightNFL]

If you are a woman who needs an abortion...

1. I'm so sorry for your situation. I can't even imagine.

2. If you now need to go out of state but can't afford it, email me & I will cover the cost of your gas.

Hopefully this small bit of humanity can help in your tough time.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don���t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

Y’all got me wishing my mom aborted me istg 😒

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

Seeing @ZacharieLewis like and retweet my tweets makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

I have best boi🥰

[H&M Landscaping inc. @H_MLandscaping]

It's #NationalDogDay 🐶

One of our very own canine employees, Simba, was asked to let us know what he thought of today. He said "Woof woof bork ruff grr grrrr. Bork woof!"

This translates to "Give your canine friends extra head pats and butt scratches today. They deserve it!"

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

@BauerOutage NO YOU

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

My brother and sister get a selfie from me every other Friday as a reminder that I’m the hottest sibling.

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

Straight bussin, no 🧢

[Guardians Hot Dogs @CleHotDogs]

🚨 HOT DOG DERBY ALERT 🚨

As the kids would say, Onion got that bread during the Hot Dog Derby! She was was straight bussin, no 🧢 sheeeeeeeesh!

Ketchup - 5
Mustard - 4
Onion - 4

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

So much controversy in one tweet....

Pineapple belongs on EVERYTHING.

[Guardians Hot Dogs @CleHotDogs]

Pineapple on a pizza, no.

Onions on a Hot Dog, yes.

Is a Hot Dog a sandwich... No comment

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

@ZacharieLewis This photo is greatly appreciated. As are you. Zach Lewis.

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

So they had all the other employees sign a card for me for Administrative Professionals Day and nearly everyone wrote something along the lines of “we appreciate your dog....oh and you” and I’m not upset.

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

Do it. Do it now.

[Guardians Hot Dogs @CleHotDogs]

RT for Mustard to call your work and tell them you’re going to the @Indians game today!

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[Brian Havrilla @brianhavrilla]

Just gonna scream into the abyss if that's cool with you guys

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

@peytriot Your flight clearly is not delayed. What would make you come to that conclusion?

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

A cashier at Starbucks just told me I have a great aesthetic and I’m beautiful and I just-

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

I think about this tweet a lot.

[Krystal @KrystalLear]

@Braxton_Lycans You really shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, buddy 🖤