tina

i am the milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard

[tina @krysteensmith_]

pineapple goes on pizza.
don't @ me.
don't quote me.
don't subtweet me.
don't dm me.

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

The tongue is so powerful, speak good over your life at all times.

[jynx @jynxbby]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

be delusional about your potential

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side cuz it's fake as shit

[Symone @symonerb]

Me when I’m overstimulated

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

Tea tastes like everything is going to be okay

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

Just seen a post that says “yea my hands may be full, but I’m just thankful they’re not empty” and I just- I really needed that reminder right now 🥹🤧

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

me and my bestie peeping something in public that we’re gonna be debriefing about later

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns

[zae @itszaeok]

me putting in my moms phone number at any random store to steal her discounts

[Adé @T0lu_]

Baddie may not see, but will be seen.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The older I get, the more I reach the conclusion that most problems within any relationship can be resolved with emotional intelligence and good communication, only if both parties have the same intention: to find solutions.

[solé @layxsnv]

Autozone: Is it all wheel drive or 2?

Me: Look sir I got 4 wheels on the car 😐