Kelsey Sack

Mama bird to the sweetest girl I know 💕

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Say it again for all the people in the back!

[CNN @CNN]

The measles, mumps, and rubella vaccine does not increase the risk of autism and does not trigger autism in children who are at risk, according to a new study of over 650,000 children https://t.co/2CN3zxbDVW

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

As a parent, sometimes you have to let the little things slide. Like letting your child sit butt ass naked on the table just because she is finally eating her dinner. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

@jacob_hasabeard I just finished it this afternoon! So hysterical! But also, REALISTIC. 👏🏼👏🏼

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

@zanekeller Oh my gosh, I'm so excited for you!! You're going to make an AWESOME dentist! 😍

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

Pretty sure that potty training is going to be the death of me 🙃

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

Someone just yelled "I've seen traffic cones with better moves than you, Anderson!" and I honestly haven't stopped giggling for 5 minutes because of that insult. 😂😂😂 HOCKEY FANS, Y'ALL. I CANT. 🤣😅

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

I'll be real honest - Halloween was exhausting this year and I'm so glad it's over. 🙌🏼 Let's all pray that trick or treating is so much easier at age 3 than at 2. 😭😭

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

I told Kinsley she couldn't have cookies for breakfast so yes, I hid the 3 chocolate chip cookies that I ate for breakfast. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #momthings

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

PSA: She figured it out. By THROWING IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR/LIVING ROOM 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

I gave Kinsley a whole apple to eat (for the first time) and she just can't figure out the peel. 😂

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

@lindsayarnold has the best choreography on @DancingABC, hands down. 🤷🏼‍♀️👏🏼 I mean, I just fangirled watching the first dance of the season. KILL EM, GIRL.

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

@devynleann Time to break out the recipes for fancy healthy homemade chips and cookies 😬

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

Anybody else's kid(s) driving them to the brink of insanity today or is it just mine? 🙃🙃🙃 #whoosah #mommaneedsadrink

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

@devynleann Dude, yours aren't eating either?! Kinsley went on like an eating strike the last few days! She's eaten a whole lot of cottage cheese, I guess. 🙄😒😶

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

@barta9124 You are the absolute sweetest. 😍😘

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

I just had a customer hand me a dollar bill COVERED IN SNOT. WHAT THE HELL. Why, just why. 😭😭😭

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

Always and forever the awkward person at parties/get-togethers 🙃

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

Today can only be cured by being in bed by 8:30. 🙃 Or a lot of tequila, but it's only Tuesday and I've still gotta be responsible tomorrow. 😬

[The Unmaternal Mess @TheUnmaternal]

As a mom I do a whole lot of multitasking. And by multitasking I mean starting one thing, getting distracted by another task and starting that, and then repeating the same process over again all day long until I’m completely exhausted, but have accomplished absolutely nothing.

[Kelsey Sack @ksack11]

Someone please explain to my how/why my 10 year old patient just added me on snapchat. 🙃😶