Kim Sammons

I've been everywhere, man.

[Kim Sammons @ksammons4]

@justalil_mads He did declare the state of emergency 4 days ago, now what’s been done with that I’m not sure, https://t.co/fsdxP9YAQj

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

** “Gimme More” comes on at Whole Foods

Random Shopper: “Free Britney.”

[Pauley Perrette @PauleyP]

Single ladies, I know quarantines and lock downs have been very hard for you, but there are some moments of true joy, like an unexpected breeze gently flowing through your long, long leg hair. :)

[Kim Sammons @ksammons4]

Obviously @Phillipasoo is one of the most outrageously talented people of this generation but I didn’t know it was possible for her to get better every time I watched/listened to her

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“I saw my psychiatrist at Trader Joe’s last week as I was holding bottles of grey goose and tequila and all he said was ‘I think you should make an appointment.’”

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

We need to normalize sending me 20,000 francs per month in exchange for not terrorizing the Opera House

[Kim Sammons @ksammons4]

I need 12 seasons of the babysitters club right now

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Waking up furious because a puppet told children that racism is bad

[JcClappzs @jcriccoo]

When all 50 states are protesting the same issue, the government should realize they are the problem

[Darren Criss @DarrenCriss]

Just a reminder to be careful if you leave the house because there’s a disease out there that’s relentlessly taking innocent lives.

also there’s a coronavirus pandemic.

[Kim Sammons @ksammons4]

@PartywithPatE The only advice I have is from when I was 11 and that didn’t age well

[Kim Sammons @ksammons4]

@NBCSongland is honestly one of the greatest, most positive “competition” shows out there. I wish there were a hundred episodes a season

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Zoom Meeting:
“Got any fun plans for the weekend?”

“With all due respect, are you fucking kidding?”

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

the venn diagram of people protesting for salons and restaurants to be reopened and people who don't tip servers, hairdressers, or nail technicians because "it's not my responsibility to pay their wage" is a circle

[The Fighting Irish @FightingIrish]

Welcome home, @IrishCoachIvey.

Niele Ivey returns to @NDwbb as head coach after playing a part in each of the program's nine Final Fours.

🔗 https://t.co/mlsSFV1CBz

#WelcomeHomeNiele

[josh dun @joshuadun]

i guess all things considered this is still probably one of the best quarantines i’ve ever had how about you guys

[Kim Sammons @ksammons4]

Thanks @PrimeVideo for not making me hit “yes I’m still watching” cause @SchittsCreek is making it hard to see through the tears

[Kim Sammons @ksammons4]

@nbc please put the season one episodes of songland back!!! We all need a little bit of @iamwill’s “Be Nice”