Kenly Secretan

I floss my teeth a ton

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Throwback to when I was gymnast AF

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Update: the printer works great and I use it on the daily

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So I found this auction website this week and ended up impulsively bidding on a $14 printer that I’m stoked for

I just don’t need a printer

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What’s your favorite holiday tradition?

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I’m that person that will never enter a store and get a cart because I think im strong and independent and capable

But then I humble myself and always go back for a cart

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So is @Apple ever gonna fix the way that contact pictures edit and crop themselves after you have already chosen the way it should look in the lil circle thing

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#VoteKeithCMT

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Excuse me wut

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Seems poetic

[Kenly Secretan @KSecretan]

In the dark
Eating a clif bar
In my bed

[Kenly Secretan @KSecretan]

6 years ago I tweeted that I wanted to marry a cowboy and I’m still so serious about that

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else

[Kenly Secretan @KSecretan]

Let’s stop all this hype about McDonald’s and start fillin them drive thru’s at ARBY’S

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@hyperbole_jane My hero

[jane @hyperbole_jane]

once this guy in hs told me i have a mustache and without thinking i told him that his acne was out of control. every time i have told this story to people they either tell me that *i* was rude or they stare very hard at my mouth or both

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

did joe biden really just announce a stimulus check only for hot girls with adult acne who are trying their best?? no :) but he should :)

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We don’t know why Post Malone lives here and we’re too afraid to ask

[Kenly Secretan @KSecretan]

My Siri suggestions are spot on

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Why are we so attracted 2 the stuff that hurts us the most

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

Lagoon is now selling the water from rattlesnake rapids. Says it cures canker sores.