tandoori chaap

(23) he/him

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

@girlyhusky for reference, even my socks are from uniqlo

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

@girlyhusky you could dmed me personally bruv, why attack publicly

[hal @commeowdore]

i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

the only lovebombing i receive is from my drunk friend

[Ser Robert the Mid @ShoggothGoth]

Sometimes you gotta just say really weird shit to beautiful women

[r ♡ @r4chisme]

communication is NOT key!!!!! i ruined everything by communicating!! everyone keep your mouth shut NOW!!!!!!

[@Franklin💫 @_wavyfranklin]

Me planning goals with my boss knowing I won’t be there next year

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

@arcinternet dawg, you can’t take away my browser comeon

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

@hellokittyjaat2 graduation😋😋

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

they (i) massacred my boy (bank account)

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

i’m a kilo into a 2kg pack of protein powder and still haven’t found the serving scoop that was supposed to come in it

[Yash @hellokittyjaat2]

Lower back over hai meri

[( ~ . ~ ) @dreamgrladri]

real caffeine addicts know the first coffee is just a formality

[lila @bratzbmi]

i wish i could call in fat to work

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

i like that the drumless version of instant crush by daft punk basically becomes a strokes song, and both versions sound awesome

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

thanks, i was totally clueless

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

they’re building a data center up my ass

[p @bananabreadbloc]

sorry i cannot hang out with you im not perfect yet

[tandoori chaap @ksh_tij]

@yashsfw paracetamol bhai is back