Katie Hood

[mags @mcpeters_]

All we wish for is to be as happy as my grandma is, with her family and her flowers around

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

3️⃣0️⃣ days out ⏳

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

@mcpeters_ Sounds about right. 😂😂

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Fact: I’m about to sound like a raging alcoholic. But tbh I’m just ready to be drunk for a week. #4days

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

You know you won the jackpot on a husband when he leaves a voicemail and says “hey, I just stopped at the store. Im assuming you are getting your period soon. That pregnancy app said any day now. Anyways, I bought tampons and Powerade and I’m making wings for dinner. Love you.”😂

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

So can we just skip May? I’m pretty ready for some sand and ocean, and big white coolers. #comeonjune16th

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Just a tip. Wearing heels for 18 hours straight, is never a good idea. #somuchpain

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Happy Easter. Unfortunately my day consists of being in the presence of the most irresponsible, ungrateful, and a lot more negative words, person I know today. It’s a good thing Jesus is reborn today. #stayingcalm

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Me: “The funeral is Wednesday at 10am”
Steven : “okay I’ll pick you up at 9......are we pregaming?”
Me: “Did you just suggest pre-gaming a funeral in the middle of the week at 9 am?”
(Steven smiles)
Me: “fine. I’ll bring the gum so no one can blatantly tell we are alcoholics”

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Too excited to “do Nashville” in less than 3 months for my 25th, with my hubs, my brother, one of my best friends, my soon-to-be married-in cousin, and the queen herself....@mackenziekyra !! Fair warning people....this will get dangerous. #happybday2me #25

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Feeling extra old. @TheRealJacksonB aka Jamie from one tree hill turned 17 yesterday......excuse me?! #mindblown

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

My grandma texted me 2 hours ago. So naturally we've been texting since. Tonight I realized.....my grandma is my best friend. #tooblessed

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Tonight my aunts and cousins played heads up. I had to guess the word nymphomaniac.My one aunt goes "someone who likes to have a lot of sex!" The rest of my family then all shouts "so..you!!" to me at the same time. My grandparents were in the next room over. #merrychristmas #fml

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

I just feel so lost all of the time.

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

@BIG_P_44 Suckkkssss

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

@mackenziekyra Actually, I lied. you'll need to go to Dallas in order to get the REAL comfort a girl needs. 🙌

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

@mackenziekyra All y'all need is a cook out, and some cheer wine and you never have to leave that place again. 😂😂😂

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

couldn't sleep. So what to do? Oh I shaved my legs at 3:30 am. Because waiting 5 more hours for my shower just didn't make sense. #whykatie?

[Katie Hood @kshanks93]

Waiting to see if this world can make it 1 week without devastation somewhere. #PrayForVegas #PrayForTheWorld