Karen Sharkey

Loves 💙 Food : Pets : Running : Holidays : Gin 💙Instagram: KSharks_inc

[STV News @STVNews]

The number of cases of breast cancer detected by screening fell by more than 40% in the first year of the Covid pandemic.
https://t.co/5Yzy6XM6yi

[Lost Glasgow @LostGlasgow]

Glasgow, take a fucking bow...

[Karen Sharkey @KSharks_Inc]

Slow trot, loosen up the bod, see what hurts (everything!! 😂) Not too bad, 5.5k mixed walk/run, managed not to barf or faint #result 😂🤣 Fundraising link here 👉🏻 https://t.co/0NVPJSmmVB 💙💜

[Karen Sharkey @KSharks_Inc]

There’s no easy way to say it.... Gimme some cash!!! 💙💜 #breastcancer #oldladyrunning #naehairdontcare https://t.co/0NVPJSmmVB

[Karen Sharkey @KSharks_Inc]

There’s no easy way to say it.... Gimme some cash!!! 💙💜 #breastcancer #oldladyrunning #naehairdontcare https://t.co/0NVPJSmmVB

[Homeless Project Scotland 💜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hp_scotland]

Our upto date Amazon Wish list can you buy any items to help us please. 👇👇👇

https://t.co/JfPS8AxmuJ

[Homeless Project Scotland 💜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hp_scotland]

Please help us provide the Homeless with a Good Old Scottish New Years Meal of Steak Pie, Neeps & Tatties or Haggis, Neeps & Tatties at soup Kitchen this Friday Night 1st January 2021. Any donation made will go towards the cost of the meat, Ingredients https://t.co/eCT35WtAUS

[STV News @STVNews]

Nessie ‘captured’ on sonar equipment by cruise boat. https://t.co/PKBeySsgzU

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Still raining out there?”
“No I swam here in the canal”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sorry for emailing so late on a Friday”
“It’s ok, sorry for ignoring you until Monday. Cheerio.”

[Karen Sharkey @KSharks_Inc]

@SoVeryBritish @djandysharkey standard mate 👌🏼

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to deal with hay fever:
1. Rub eyes until purple
2. Apologise for swollen face
3. Say "bloody hay fever" a lot

[Karen Sharkey @KSharks_Inc]

@djandysharkey 🌯

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Humans account for 0.01% of all life on the planet but have destroyed 83% of wild mammals and half of all plant life.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If a female octopus is hungry and doesn't want to mate, but the male tries to, she'll let him insert his mating arm, and begin the process before inching closer to him... then she'll strangle him, kill him, and feast on his corpse in her den for a few days.

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

So, it's beer, BBQ and sun cream today and the fucking central heating on tomorrow...

Bonkers.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to pretend you’re in a beer garden

-Carry four full pint glasses back and forth across your lawn
-Put all your condiments outside until they’re really warm
-Keep saying “don’t worry, he/she’s friendly” about your dog
-Worry your face is going very red
-Sit on your sunglasses

[Karen Sharkey @KSharks_Inc]

@djandysharkey ☕️ 🍪 🥪👌🏼

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you going to kitchen?”
“Well I wasn’t but I can do”
“Can you put the kettle on?”
“Okay”
“And then get a mug out, and then put a tea bag in it, and then pour the hot water in, and then add some milk, and find some biscuits, and bring them to me. With a sandwich. Thanks”

[Karen Sharkey @KSharks_Inc]

@djandysharkey Wednesday mate 👌🏼☀️🥩🍗

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

OUTLOOK:

Get in the fuckin queue at Tesco for your BBQ shit.
Wednesday's the day.
😎🍗🍔🍖🍻🌞