Kelsey Shires

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference ❤️

[Kelsey Shires @kshires_01]

@UberEats done using you guys. I make an order last night and it gets delayed twice and I got told I would get a $10 off on my next order and I did not and then my order Tonight gets delivered to the wrong house and nobody can contact me back.

[syd!!! @sydmonee]

toddlers find the weirdest shit on youtube like why are u watching a poorly animated video of sonic the hedgehogs funeral?? and why is mario there??

[Kelsey Shires @kshires_01]

My son told us he likes to see Jesus #1 but not Jesus #2 because he doesn’t have donuts. 😅 He went to the late service one time and they ran out of donuts and he will never forget it.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

[The Chosen Juan👑🙇🏽‍♂️ @Juan_Thornhill]

You can take this however you want but MEN should “NEVER” be able to make decisions about what Women do with their body… it’s that simple

[Kelsey Shires @kshires_01]

My toddler told everyone today at daycare that his baby sister “fell out”….. I guess that’s a way to describe birth

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

“Nobody likes abortions.”

I do actually. I like that people don’t die from ectopic pregnancies or sepsis from missed abortions. I like that people don’t have to bear the pregnancy of their abuser. I like that people get to make choices about their body.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.

[Union Station KC @UnionStationKC]

Tonight, Union Station shines in Bearcat Green and white, as we celebrate @NWBearcatMBB's third-straight Division II National Championship. Our congratulations to @NWMOState and @BearcatSports.

[Bobby Bearcat @BobbytheBearcat]

OH MY!!! DID WE JUST MAKE HISTORY? BACK TO BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! 🥹🥹🥹

[hales @hayvyoral]

never had the sex talk but i did have the “you have a long line of alcoholics in ur family so you need to be careful” talk

[Kelsey Shires @kshires_01]

Asked Grayson if he wanted to go to the store with me today and he replied “no mom, I’m busy. I have to call Batman.” 🙃

[K @kaydenmk]

student loan company sliding back into my inbox after 2 years? baby we broke up. Stop embarrassing yourself

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

student loan debt is a particular kind of fucked up debt because you told entire generations of people it was good debt to get a good education for a good job and then you stagnated wages and then you act like the people in debt brought it on themselves and debt isn’t even real

[🌹 Unc. @i__luv_dis_shit]

"For the next game, you must enter your FAFSA ID & password"

[Kelsey Shires @kshires_01]

@tviz21

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(780):
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.

[Kelsey Shires @kshires_01]

I will never fly @AmericanAir again. They have ruined the first day of my honeymoon.

[Kelsey Shires @kshires_01]

My 2 year old just got mad at me because I wouldn’t let him eat a can of enchilada sauce….