Kshithi Tak

tweeting pretentious crap about myself.

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Suck my titties like you suck a frooti pack when they forget to give you a straw. 😌

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Kuch ladko ko dikkat nahi hoti kyuki unka dih-cut hota hai.

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Kuch bhi dedo bhagwan, bas ironic boyfriend mat dena. Bc ek second “miss you” bolega, agle second “jk” 😭

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Kuch ladke "good boy" nahi, "goodbye" hi deserve karte hain. 😭

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"Kaisi lag rhi hu?" sawaal par "Meri lag rhi ho" jawab sunne ke liye ab taras rahi hu😩

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What I did in love: said I wasn’t a flower girl so he’d never feel guilty for not trying.

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN? @instagram I just like memes on my page. Why would you suspend me outta nowhere?

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@HMRCcustomers Alright. Thanks for your prompt replies!

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@HMRCcustomers I received a response to my refund from self assessment request.
Was wondering when i'll receive my cheque because its been 41 Days since my initial request. I was also wondering if i could get a direct bank transfer rather than cheque as i have a uk bank account

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@HMRCcustomers I’m currently overseas and having issues making international calls from my number.

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@HMRCcustomers I cannot make a call and the digital assistant doesn't connect me to an advisor. I tried a bunch of times.
Is there any other way this can be sorted?

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@HMRCcustomers Hi shoaib. It said that im due the refund and the cheque would be sent within 14days.
I got this response on 13th of April but nothing since.

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TMC = Teri Maki Ch**t

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Currently at the age where I hate being mansplained but love being manhandled 😋

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@ramdevkar07

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Called my sister chudail in the family GC…
realized too late the “L” didn’t make it.
Ab mere L laga diye gharwalo ne 😭

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@theskindoctor13 I kinda guessed that she was guilty as soon as she showed remorse for the valuables lost over her husband being killed🤷‍♀️

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Oh nothing... i just wanted to know how many crax rings can you stack on it.🫢

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Nanu called me to collect a “parcel”
I instantly said, “April Fool, I’m not falling for this.”
He got so disappointed. Poor guy was just following Nani’s instructions 🥹😂
#AprilFoolsDay

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Dear Leonardo DiCaprio,
I'm turning 25 in 6 months. This is your only chance to date me, because after this I wont be 24 anymore. I really hope you grab this opportunity and ask me out.
Sincerely,
Your would-be next girlfriend.

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Why cant we call women "Na-Mard"?