K Marie

blue check

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Bears are known to respond to humming by asking: “Who sings that song?” and then “Let’s keep it that way.” Proving that they can hurt us both physically and emotionally.

[K Marie @ksitt27]

@NoahKahan thanks for the mems

[K Marie @ksitt27]

@Thereisnocat_

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Is men’s first instinct when planning a solo road trip to wonder if they’ll be serial killed or is that just a special treat for us girlies 🥰🥰

[Kyle Merber⏱️ @TheRealMerb]

Things I tell other runners to do: hydrate, roll, activation exercises, warm up, stretch, core, cool down

Things I do:

[K Marie @ksitt27]

@moonbit19 @Echoisweird what a handsome boy he was 😻

[K Marie @ksitt27]

This thread is it tho

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

If you're in line to walk into the ocean STAY IN LINE!!!

[K Marie @ksitt27]

Protect her at all costs.

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

woke us up at 7 am with a crashing sound and she runs up onto the bed like this

[K Marie @ksitt27]

Retweeting so I can revisit this whenever I need a pick me up

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s time to bring this back https://t.co/HTKyDMm35l

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Read a book for an hour instead of scrolling aimlessly. Enjoyed myself very much. Will not learn from this.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

We are going to have a holiday party and they asked what we want to eat. I said gravy but Jean said the rich

[K Marie @ksitt27]

@NWSBoulder Is this the same fire? Flew out of DIA today and saw this

[K Marie @ksitt27]

@EPCSheriff Hey. What the fuck is this.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl are gonna be like “remember the covid years” and i’m gonna be like “no actually”

[puff @rishipuff]

abolish the five day work week please i need to do my dishes

[K Marie @ksitt27]

This video brings me so much joy. Everyone was instantly in on it.

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

He really made it outta there 😂

[K Marie @ksitt27]

@JFrank32 I hope not. I’m sure they all deserved it!!!