Matt Moore!

Your mom’s boyfriend.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

We made a new song about the Third Street Promenade, and a reminder for anyone with family visiting this summer.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@PodcastTheRide is this the PTR company car?

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@ShowbizSimon @ChristnNitemare Oh shit, it IS that guy. I was thinking, "No way there are 2 idiots in the world with such terrible tattoos." Dude's doin the classic, "I got saved now I'm going to ruin your life" routine.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@Tye_KC @SchlegelMolly @coachwademiller @KauffmanNick @jvBraves @vaught209 @MacMike82 @CarGuyGriff @tygriffitht @apalensky Few words filled my young heart with such chaotic exhilaration, such frenzied joy.
"No Boundaries." What's next "No laws?" "No gravity?" "No coats at recess?" The man wasn't a PE teacher, he was a poet.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@motelsiren @JohnFDaley To this day, the "Parisian Night Suit" episode remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@netcapgirl This is an incredible niche within a niche. Just fantastic.

[Jack Vening @jack_vening]

Struggling to get a good idea of what's happening in Russia right now. Absolutely insane looking alphabet. If you're expecting it to look like normal writing you're in for a big surprise.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@edsbs Around ‘09(?) Jack White’s band The Dead Weather played a secret show during the day at the Regent DTLA. I don’t think they sound checked or anything. Just showed up and cranked it up.

I though the roof was going to collapse.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@danwitte I paid the city to put this outside your home so you can prove to all the doubters that you still GOT IT.

[Paul Myers @pulmyears]

Dissing Pat Robertson on the occasion of his death seems disrespectful,
so keep it up.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

I swear to god, if any of you freaks ever leave me a "facemail" I'm going to beat up the sides of your car with a bat. TRY ME.

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

HUGE IF TRUE

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

Taylor Swift spotted around town with podracer Sebulba 👀👀

[Matt Moore! @losMattMoore]

@TeejieOuija That the Kindergarten Cop guy + ponytail?

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@itsjonmackey Absolute dork shit.

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@menace2snacks Congratulations on creating a more useless Google street view?

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Real Estate people looking at the listing price for a one bedroom/one bathroom house in Los Angeles: