Kimmie Smart

Fluent in sarcasm. Forever a 12. Go Huskies!

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

It just figures that I would have a typo in my best #TheWalkingDead tweet. Now I'm really feelin' this gif #smh

[jenna gazzo @jenna_gazzo]

Peters mom hearing about the Windmill #thebachelorette

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

Best part of the premier so far? @RealDaveWright asking Reem to put the machete down when she starts asking why her name got brought up 😂 #ShesAngry #SurvivorEdgeOfExtinction #Survivor

[HBO @HBO]

It’s now officially the year that Game of Thrones comes back.

[Carrie⁷ 🐧⁸⁷🐱⁶³🏝️⁴⁸ 🏒 ²⁴⁸¹ જ⁀➴ ₁₂₂₁ @Carrie_Army]

One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me painful rice negotiation techniques

#Survivor

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

This is literally me.

[Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach]

"I didn't want to use me winning rice for the tribe as any sort of currency - however I will do this at literally every opportunity." #survivor

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

It was Russ.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

UK police hunt 'Ross Geller lookalike' - but confirm David Schwimmer is in the clear https://t.co/3IhQW9tf84

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

Say it ain’t so 😞

[Arie Luyendyk Jr. @ariejr]

Bachelor in Paradise auditions wait I mean “Women Tell All”. 😂 Tune in tonight, good old fashioned drama.

#TheBachelor  #Kristaaaaaaaaal #Glamshame #Bloopers #MissingKids #YouKnowWhatYouDid

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

I can’t #ThisIsUs

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

Meanwhile we’re deep in the 4th and I’m still waiting for *N SYNC to come out...... #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A woman tried to board a plane with her emotional support peacock. United wouldn't let it fly. https://t.co/ExxJNqvOCd

[Lip Sync Battle @lsb]

It's official: @ErikaJayne is one of our new favorite human beings on the planet. #LipSyncBattle

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

Glad I opted for the Instant Pot #ThisIsUs

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Live shot of Oregon residents attempting to pump their own gas

[Kyle Buis @kylebuis]

Oregon is a strange place.

"I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it. This is a service only qualified people should perform."

This is a sentence about pumping your own gas. https://t.co/8d4m30lyBS

[Kimmie Smart @ksmart1990]

Heartbreaking 😭 prayers to his & the pilot's families ❤️❤️ https://t.co/ozgyaxzeLQ

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Thank you, Jermaine.

[Paul Allen @PaulGAllen]

@Seahawks Thank you @JKearse_15 for so many memorable and clutch catches over your 5 year career!