schmidt

Beers. Bruins. Bitches 🎶🍺🐾

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

Totally starting a #messagesfromthedogwalker thread. This was last weeks lol

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

girls be like “I needed this” and it’s seeing democrats win for the first time in a year

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

Honestly forgot about this app. Waddup everyone 😅

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

On a scale of one to fucked, what’s the possibility of my friend getting her bag found by @JetBlue?
Fucking clowns lost a whole ass suitcase during a 1 HOUR DIRECT FLIGHT.

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

@PartTimeGoth666 @JoshieGir That’s my mother for ya!

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

My own mother just asked me if I’m pregnant because I look fat in pictures of me recently posted so excuse me if I never eat another thing ever again

[Carpie @carpenterr33]

Happy free agency day to all my #nhlbruins fans

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

Gunna be real honest with yall the only reason I still have this app is to follow hockey analysts, keeping my old shit, and occasionally yell into the void. Otherwise this app is useless.

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

I love paying hundreds of dollars for something that didn’t figure out what my issue was 🫠🫠🫠
This isn’t even what I’ve paid so far. Which is nearly $1k at this point
I fucking hate insurance and this country bro.

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

I bet nobody had me crying my absolute eyes out in the foundation room of the HOB and on the streets of Boston 🙃. Thankful to the people who stopped to ask me if I was ok. I am indeed not 🙂

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

I think you mean every state but Connecticut**

[Wilyer Abreu Propagandist @wilyerforever]

New England is so far and away the best US region dude, every state but New Hampshire is absolutely elite how can you even compare

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

Yall ever just go on Venmo as a form of social media these days? Like I wanna see who’s paying who and what you’re paying for lmfao

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

jd vance is getting body dysmorphia from wii fit in the basement rn

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

😃✌️🔜

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

Brad Marchand vs. Trent Frederic

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

Million dollar idea-
Slip on vans, but for people with flat ass fucking feet and tendonitis. FLAT FEET MATTER

[TD Garden @tdgarden]

You ready, to set the tone?

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

Getting your chest tattooed is one thing. The healing stage is…un fucking real. I want to claw my chest off and itch my bones

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

Absolutely horrible.

[Cody Hanlon @CodyLNG]

It looks like Daniel Williams, former drummer for The Devil Wears Prada, was on board the plane that crashed in San Diego this morning. Absolutely heartbreaking.

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

@PartTimeGoth666 @instagram Ok what the heckkkk

[schmidt @ksmiffles]

First my instagram videos aren’t saving to my camera roll, not any video I take on insta and then put text on it, when I replay the video, the text disappears. What gives @instagram